Publicising Machine Nation

Ard-Taoiseach wrote:

Kate P wrote:

Was ist los, Kate P?

Sie hat die grosse Augapfeln

Auditor #9 wrote:

Ard-Taoiseach wrote:

Kate P wrote:

Was ist los, Kate P?

Sie hat die grosse Augapfeln

Sicherlich, mein Fuehrer.

Well the numbers of people who have come back to the site today have gone into the hundreds (101) for the first time and as can be seen from the graph the numbers on unique visitors - the blue bar - is 437 for the whole day. So that number minus the 101 leaves 320 people today other than yourselves.




Or you can view the stats yourselves on the right hand side under 'View MN Stats'...

That trend looks good Audi. Compared to the previous week, it's definitely up. Is it the rain ? Perhaps we will be overwhelmed come the winter.

Well done lads. Some beers for you.

Those are not my hands, btw.

I reckon it must have been the flyers I put around the Spar shop the other day...

Then again could be the decor ...

Could be the excellence of our members posting

cactus flower wrote:

Could be the excellence of our members posting

Hardly - must be my new avatar

Thanks....hic...Cactus.

Have mine too - I don't drink. Only contains 200 calories

Auditor #9 wrote:

Have mine too - I don't drink. Only contains 200 calories

Did you lick the top of it ?

EvotingMachine0197 wrote:

Auditor #9 wrote:

Have mine too - I don't drink. Only contains 200 calories

Did you lick the top of it ?

No I wouldn't do that to you. I think some of cactus' old man's fagash fell into the froth though. She shouldn't let him shmoke when he's serving in the Sheebeen like that.

He shouldn't be smhoking at his age anyway - 90

There, I've cleaned out some of the bad stuff for you ...

Oh I see you down there behind the bar

Ah don't smoke mate, that's the Irish fella - tom whatsisface

Auditor #9 wrote:

Well the numbers of people who have come back to the site today have gone into the hundreds (101) for the first time and as can be seen from the graph the numbers on unique visitors - the blue bar - is 437 for the whole day. So that number minus the 101 leaves 320 people today other than yourselves.




Or you can view the stats yourselves on the right hand side under 'View MN Stats'...

Lovely jubbly! We've hit the century! Perhaps if we go on covert PM Ops we can reach 200!

Ard-Taoiseach wrote:

Lovely jubbly! We've hit the century! Perhaps if we go on covert PM Ops we can reach 200!

That's it ! We have to go out there and drag bodies in by the hair of the head if necessary. The internet is too big we need to go out there and boot em in the door of Machine nation where they'll be kept warm during the winter.

I don't care even if we get infected ones or ones that haven't been innoculated yet against the Great Troll Virus, strain 1001 they will be purified here and if they resist purification they will not resist liquification nor defenestration.

I think it's one of the main ways anyway.

Auditor #9 wrote:

Ard-Taoiseach wrote:

Lovely jubbly! We've hit the century! Perhaps if we go on covert PM Ops we can reach 200!

That's it ! We have to go out there and drag bodies in by the hair of the head if necessary. The internet is too big we need to go out there and boot em in the door of Machine nation where they'll be kept warm during the winter.

I don't care even if we get infected ones or ones that haven't been innoculated yet against the Great Troll Virus, strain 1001 they will be purified here and if they resist purification they will not resist liquification nor defenestration.

I think it's one of the main ways anyway.

Exactly Bossman(love the new avatar btw, it's great), I think we should have a Revolving Door Immigration Policy. Let all and sundry buy their patch of sweet and fertile Machine National land but, if we suspect they're a troll they're out before you can say defenestration!

Pack 'em in and if they kick up, chuck 'em out! That's the best policy!

Indeed.

The best weapon (for free) is link dropping. Drop a link to MN in as many places as possible. Sometimes you may have to register on some looney place, but it's worth it. If one person hit's it, they may or may not drop the same link elsewhere.

Link dropping.

EvotingMachine0197 wrote:

Indeed.

The best weapon (for free) is link dropping. Drop a link to MN in as many places as possible. Sometimes you may have to register on some looney place, but it's worth it. If one person hit's it, they may or may not drop the same link elsewhere.

Link dropping.

And it works for longer if you do it via PM since Mods tend to mercilessly trample on new threads started with links to other sites. They want you to pay for that sort of advertising. Pay. *shudder*

EvotingMachine0197 wrote:

Indeed.

The best weapon (for free) is link dropping. Drop a link to MN in as many places as possible. Sometimes you may have to register on some looney place, but it's worth it. If one person hit's it, they may or may not drop the same link elsewhere.

Link dropping.

But there is always the chance that the link will be a rockroll. Or that devious mods will edit it to be a rockroll. Some of them will do that, you know. The bastards!

cookiemonster wrote:

EvotingMachine0197 wrote:

Indeed.

The best weapon (for free) is link dropping. Drop a link to MN in as many places as possible. Sometimes you may have to register on some looney place, but it's worth it. If one person hit's it, they may or may not drop the same link elsewhere.

Link dropping.

But there is always the chance that the link will be a rockroll. Or that devious mods will edit it to be a rockroll. Some of them will do that, you know. The bastards!

I have personal experience of this and it can cause distress.

Auditor #9 wrote:

EvotingMachine0197 wrote:

Auditor #9 wrote:

Have mine too - I don't drink. Only contains 200 calories

Did you lick the top of it ?

No I wouldn't do that to you. I think some of cactus' old man's fagash fell into the froth though. She shouldn't let him shmoke when he's serving in the Sheebeen like that.

He shouldn't be smhoking at his age anyway - 90

I'll have you know that he is in his manly prime, and that 'the Old Man' is merely a term of abuse/endearment.

I see you've hit 5,072 posts Cactus - I missed the party on the 5,000 but congratulations.

Dhera I'll make my way down through it anyway just to show you I respect him. What else is there to do on such a hsite day? *hic*