Machine Nation forms a Government

SeathrúnCeitinn wrote:

Ard-Taoiseach wrote:

SeathrúnCeitinn wrote:

In a tripartite intrigue last night EVm0197 declared himself Taoiseach, myself Tanaiste and we kicked Auditor #9 upstairs to Rí Thoraigh

I think we'll need the assent of the rest of the Machine Nation before we can sign off on that.

"Yeees, Mastaa......me's wait"

Thank you for your patience, I feel that it would be better for the Machine Nation to move as one, with a general consensus built around decisions. It's nicer that way.

Ard-Taoiseach wrote:

SeathrúnCeitinn wrote:

Ard-Taoiseach wrote:

SeathrúnCeitinn wrote:

In a tripartite intrigue last night EVm0197 declared himself Taoiseach, myself Tanaiste and we kicked Auditor #9 upstairs to Rí Thoraigh

I think we'll need the assent of the rest of the Machine Nation before we can sign off on that.

"Yeees, Mastaa......me's wait"

Thank you for your patience, I feel that it would be better for the Machine Nation to move as one, with a general consensus built around decisions. It's nicer that way.

*Dusts off Electoral Register, gets Tippex*

MikeW wrote:

*Dusts off Electoral Register, gets Tippex*

What's the view on reshuffling the Cabinet as Seathrún outlined above? Yea or Nay?

Ard-Taoiseach wrote:

MikeW wrote:

*Dusts off Electoral Register, gets Tippex*

What's the view on reshuffling the Cabinet as Seathrún outlined above? Yea or Nay?

Mine is not to divine the direction of the wind, only to note the direction of the seagulls.....

This is freakily similar to the Equatorial Guinea report I just posted on Oil and Energy watch.

https://machinenation.forumakers.com/the-petroleum-pin-f38/oil-energy-watch-t211-200.htm#21800

We have had a reshuffle of responsibilities in the Cabinet. This is the state of play now:

Taoiseach: EvotingMachine0197

Tánaiste and Minister for Agriculture: SeathrúnCeitinn
Minister for Finance: Ard-Taoiseach
Minister for Foreign Affairs: cookiemonster
Minister for Education: Kate P
Minister for Enterprise, Trade and Employment: jmcc
Minister for Justice, Equality and Law Reform: johnfás
Minister for Arts, Sport and Tourism: WorldbyStorm
Minister for Transport and Marine: ibis
Minister for the Environment, Heritage and Local Government : cactus flower
Minister for Communications, Energy and Natural Resources: AfricanDave
Minister for Community, Rural and Gaeltacht Affairs: riadach
Minister for Defence: youngdan

Chief Whip: 905
Attorney General: Hermes

Ceann Comhairle: TheBear

We have to get a Commissioner too. Hmmm...

MikeW wrote:

Ard-Taoiseach wrote:

MikeW wrote:

*Dusts off Electoral Register, gets Tippex*

What's the view on reshuffling the Cabinet as Seathrún outlined above? Yea or Nay?

Mine is not to divine the direction of the wind, only to note the direction of the seagulls.....

Hows it goin' Eric? Do you regret dive-kickin that Crystal Palace fan?

SeathrúnCeitinn wrote:

MikeW wrote:

Ard-Taoiseach wrote:

MikeW wrote:

*Dusts off Electoral Register, gets Tippex*

What's the view on reshuffling the Cabinet as Seathrún outlined above? Yea or Nay?

Mine is not to divine the direction of the wind, only to note the direction of the seagulls.....

Hows it goin' Eric? Do you regret dive-kickin that Crystal Palace fan?

Doing the will of the people sometimes requires some persuasion...

Ard-Taoiseach wrote:

We have had a reshuffle of responsibilities in the Cabinet. This is the state of play now:

Taoiseach: EvotingMachine0197

Tánaiste and Minister for Agriculture: SeathrúnCeitinn
Minister for Finance: Ard-Taoiseach
Minister for Foreign Affairs: cookiemonster
Minister for Education: Kate P
Minister for Enterprise, Trade and Employment: jmcc
Minister for Justice, Equality and Law Reform: johnfás
Minister for Arts, Sport and Tourism: WorldbyStorm
Minister for Transport and Marine: ibis
Minister for the Environment, Heritage and Local Government : cactus flower
Minister for Communications, Energy and Natural Resources: AfricanDave
Minister for Community, Rural and Gaeltacht Affairs: riadach
Minister for Defence: youngdan

Chief Whip: 905
Attorney General: Hermes

Ceann Comhairle: TheBear

We have to get a Commissioner too. Hmmm...

And now how the wheel has turned......Evm0197.........fish with a long line..............slowly slowly catchy monkey..........and when he least expects...........i'll run it up the flagpole.......throw it down the well........but for now....a few torpedos to the tabloids will wear him down

*opens little black book.......sips a fine cognac.....looks under E........lights a cuban......picks up phone........*

MikeW wrote:

SeathrúnCeitinn wrote:

MikeW wrote:

Ard-Taoiseach wrote:

MikeW wrote:

*Dusts off Electoral Register, gets Tippex*

What's the view on reshuffling the Cabinet as Seathrún outlined above? Yea or Nay?

Mine is not to divine the direction of the wind, only to note the direction of the seagulls.....

Hows it goin' Eric? Do you regret dive-kickin that Crystal Palace fan?

Doing the will of the people sometimes requires some persuasion...

...politcal power grows out of the barrel of a gun...

SeathrúnCeitinn wrote:

And now how the wheel has turned......Evm0197.........fish with a long line..............slowly slowly catchy monkey..........and when he least expects...........i'll run it up the flagpole.......throw it down the well........but for now....a few torpedos to the tabloids will wear him down

*opens little black book.......sips a fine cognac.....looks under E........lights a cuban......picks up phone........*

Now now, you need to concentrate on all the great proposals you've made as Minister for Agriculture!

*goes looking for phone tapping equipment*

*considers warrant*

*shrugs*

Zhou_Enlai wrote:

MikeW wrote:

SeathrúnCeitinn wrote:

MikeW wrote:

Ard-Taoiseach wrote:

MikeW wrote:

*Dusts off Electoral Register, gets Tippex*

What's the view on reshuffling the Cabinet as Seathrún outlined above? Yea or Nay?

Mine is not to divine the direction of the wind, only to note the direction of the seagulls.....

Hows it goin' Eric? Do you regret dive-kickin that Crystal Palace fan?

Doing the will of the people sometimes requires some persuasion...

...politcal power grows out of the barrel of a gun...

...a gun grows out of the barrel of politcal power...

Ard-Taoiseach wrote:

SeathrúnCeitinn wrote:

And now how the wheel has turned......Evm0197.........fish with a long line..............slowly slowly catchy monkey..........and when he least expects...........i'll run it up the flagpole.......throw it down the well........but for now....a few torpedos to the tabloids will wear him down

*opens little black book.......sips a fine cognac.....looks under E........lights a cuban......picks up phone........*

Now now, you need to concentrate on all the great proposals you've made as Minister for Agriculture!

*opens little black book.......sips a fine cognac.....looks under A........lights another cuban......coughs.....picks up phone........*

SeathrúnCeitinn wrote:

Ard-Taoiseach wrote:

SeathrúnCeitinn wrote:

And now how the wheel has turned......Evm0197.........fish with a long line..............slowly slowly catchy monkey..........and when he least expects...........i'll run it up the flagpole.......throw it down the well........but for now....a few torpedos to the tabloids will wear him down

*opens little black book.......sips a fine cognac.....looks under E........lights a cuban......picks up phone........*

Now now, you need to concentrate on all the great proposals you've made as Minister for Agriculture!

*opens little black book.......sips a fine cognac.....looks under A........lights another cuban......coughs.....picks up phone........*

*keeps head down... tries to remember if he ever gave seathrún his address*

riadach wrote:

*keeps head down... tries to remember if he ever gave seathrún his address*

He's a tricksy fella, isn't he?

Ard-Taoiseach wrote:

riadach wrote:

*keeps head down... tries to remember if he ever gave seathrún his address*

He's a tricksy fella, isn't he?

I've just the thing for him. Cupán tae uait a sheathrúin?



Fan go gcuirfidh mé maisiúchán leis.

riadach wrote:

Ard-Taoiseach wrote:

riadach wrote:

*keeps head down... tries to remember if he ever gave seathrún his address*

He's a tricksy fella, isn't he?

I've just the thing for him. Cupán tae uait a sheathrúin?



Fan go gcuirfidh mé maisiúchán leis.

You go ahead and do that, riadach.

*Holds a private meeting with MikeW with a view to forming a private army*

* contemplates Gaeltacht militias- knows poitín will give his army that added boost in courage and delusions of immortality*

EvotingMachine0197 wrote:

*Holds a private meeting with MikeW with a view to forming a private army*

*Indicates secret police and waves Electoral Register. Grins*

riadach wrote:

Ard-Taoiseach wrote:

riadach wrote:

*keeps head down... tries to remember if he ever gave seathrún his address*

He's a tricksy fella, isn't he?

I've just the thing for him. Cupán tae uait a sheathrúin?



Fan go gcuirfidh mé maisiúchán leis.

Níor mhaith liom..... ró-lag

Gosh, this is getting all very fissiparous.

MikeW wrote:

EvotingMachine0197 wrote:

*Holds a private meeting with MikeW with a view to forming a private army*

*Indicates secret police and waves Electoral Register. Grins*

*calls in Chiefs of staff.....opens little black book.....offers cigars to all......*