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PostSubject: Re: Machine Nation forms a Government   Tue Jun 10, 2008 9:31 pm

EvotingMachine0197 wrote:
Should I resign my position considering I won 50p on Red Rum in 1978, or thereabouts ?

Nope, we want lucky Ministers!
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PostSubject: Re: Machine Nation forms a Government   Tue Jun 10, 2008 9:35 pm

Atticus wrote:
em, hello!? ... some sort of Ambassador-ship perhaps?, heck any sort of extra salary would be good in the next year! Smile

Suss out Olympic-related contracts for you over here perhaps? That's assuming you don't take Bertie's bets and still need to make some extra spondoolicks in the next few years. I know some of the the Ascot redevelopment team moving over to the 2012 team.
Won't let any wussy social democrat beliefs get in the way of a buck...

You can be Minister for the Acquisition of the United Kingdom.
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PostSubject: Re: Machine Nation forms a Government   Tue Jun 10, 2008 10:10 pm

Some more briefs for some more members...

Minister for Justice, Equality and Law Reform: johnfás
Minister for Arts, Sport and Tourism: WorldbyStorm

Ceann Comhairle: TheBear
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PostSubject: Re: Machine Nation forms a Government   Tue Jun 17, 2008 11:27 pm

Do you think we could get this list of Cabinet Members posted on a place hidden to all but Machine National citizens? We can take the Dáil, I know it.
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PostSubject: Re: Machine Nation forms a Government   Tue Jun 17, 2008 11:45 pm

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We can take the Dáil, I know it.

Ah yes - but do we actually want it? They're not a pretty bunch.



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oh don't make me do anymore...
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PostSubject: Re: Machine Nation forms a Government   Tue Jun 17, 2008 11:47 pm

You prefer the Sarko approach to Cabinet lookers then Kate?
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PostSubject: Re: Machine Nation forms a Government   Tue Jun 17, 2008 11:50 pm

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We can take the Dáil, I know it.

Ah yes - but do we actually want it? They're not a pretty bunch.



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oh don't make me do anymore...

Simple, we in the Machine National Party table a Private Members' Bill requiring Opposition deputies to wear paper bags over their heads. We can negotiate how many eye-holes each deputy will receive.
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PostSubject: Re: Machine Nation forms a Government   Tue Jun 17, 2008 11:59 pm

Private member's motion to reintroduce the guillotine ... Mad
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PostSubject: Re: Machine Nation forms a Government   Wed Jun 18, 2008 12:00 am

Auditor #9 wrote:
Private member's motion to reintroduce the guillotine ... Mad

Seconded, with amendment for guillotine to be restricted for usage on trolls.
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PostSubject: Re: Machine Nation forms a Government   Wed Jun 18, 2008 12:03 am

Auditor #9 wrote:
Private member's motion to reintroduce the guillotine ... Mad



The quorum has been reached. Motion adopted
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PostSubject: Re: Machine Nation forms a Government   Wed Jun 18, 2008 12:10 am

Is that guy with the specs the guy from Fawlty Towers from Barsalona
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PostSubject: Re: Machine Nation forms a Government   Wed Jun 18, 2008 12:14 am

youngdan wrote:
Is that guy with the specs the guy from Fawlty Towers from Barsalona

The very one. Waitressing in Chad at present
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PostSubject: Re: Machine Nation forms a Government   Wed Jun 18, 2008 12:15 am

Can I have Internal Security?

"Sooo, when did you stop selling secrets to foreigners, hmmmm?
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PostSubject: Re: Machine Nation forms a Government   Wed Jun 18, 2008 12:50 am

I am at a disadvantage not knowing these fine heros. If ye have any more pictures put them please.
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PostSubject: Re: Machine Nation forms a Government   Wed Jun 18, 2008 5:26 pm

MikeW wrote:
Can I have Internal Security?

"Sooo, when did you stop selling secrets to foreigners, hmmmm?

I would imagine so. How does being Minister for State at the Department for Justice, Equality and Law Reform with special responsibility for Internal Security grab you?

As Minister for Finance, I would smile on that venture.
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PostSubject: Re: Machine Nation forms a Government   Wed Jun 18, 2008 5:36 pm

Ard-Taoiseach wrote:
MikeW wrote:
Can I have Internal Security?

"Sooo, when did you stop selling secrets to foreigners, hmmmm?

I would imagine so. How does being Minister for State at the Department for Justice, Equality and Law Reform with special responsibility for Internal Security grab you?

As Minister for Finance, I would smile on that venture.

Who is on the Lisurn renegotiating team?

If there's free boose.......pushes past with elbows.........
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PostSubject: Re: Machine Nation forms a Government   Wed Jun 18, 2008 5:43 pm

SeathrúnCeitinn wrote:


Who is on the Lisurn renegotiating team?

If there's free boose.......pushes past with elbows.........

Ehh..I think ibis, Edo and Kate P would be excellent choices. You can be Strategy Director.
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PostSubject: Re: Machine Nation forms a Government   Wed Jun 18, 2008 5:49 pm

Ard-Taoiseach wrote:
SeathrúnCeitinn wrote:


Who is on the Lisurn renegotiating team?

If there's free boose.......pushes past with elbows.........

Ehh..I think ibis, Edo and Kate P would be excellent choices. You can be Strategy Director.

Yeah, yeah, but what about the free booze ? Priorities A-T !
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PostSubject: Re: Machine Nation forms a Government   Wed Jun 18, 2008 5:51 pm

EvotingMachine0197 wrote:
Ard-Taoiseach wrote:
SeathrúnCeitinn wrote:


Who is on the Lisurn renegotiating team?

If there's free boose.......pushes past with elbows.........

Ehh..I think ibis, Edo and Kate P would be excellent choices. You can be Strategy Director.

Yeah, yeah, but what about the free booze ? Priorities A-T !

Laughing

Free booze is officially the number 2 priority of the Machine National Renegotiating Team.

I'm too drunk to remember the first one.
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PostSubject: Re: Machine Nation forms a Government   Wed Jun 18, 2008 6:02 pm

cactus flower wrote:
O xrist. Shall I be a benevolent dictator or start a bottom up revolution - Help! Riadach!

And should I allow them to secede from Ireland???

Do both and meet in the middle.
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PostSubject: Re: Machine Nation forms a Government   Wed Jun 18, 2008 6:03 pm

riadach wrote:
cactus flower wrote:
O xrist. Shall I be a benevolent dictator or start a bottom up revolution - Help! Riadach!

And should I allow them to secede from Ireland???

Do both and meet in the middle.

Laconic Solomonic advice, I like that.
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PostSubject: Re: Machine Nation forms a Government   Wed Jun 18, 2008 6:04 pm

Ard-Taoiseach wrote:
This thread deserves a reboot.

My feeling is that when the Machine Nation rises to take Leinster House, this would be the general shape of the Cabinet I think would be the strongest team to take Ireland forward in these tough and opportune times.

Taoiseach: Auditor #9

Tánaiste and Minister for Communications, Energy and Natural Resources: EvotingMachine0197
Minister for Finance: Ard-Taoiseach
Minister for Foreign Affairs: cookiemonster
Minister for Education: Kate P
Minister for Enterprise, Trade and Employment: Edo
Minister for Transport and Marine: ibis
Minister for the Environment, Heritage and Local Government : cactus flower
Minister for Agriculture: SeathrúnCeitinn
Minister for Community, Rural and Gaeltacht Affairs: riadach
Minister for Defence: youngdan

Chief Whip: 905
Attorney General: Hermes

Any thoughts?

As minister for Gaeltacht affairs, can I have, um, a military expansionist policy?
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PostSubject: Re: Machine Nation forms a Government   Wed Jun 18, 2008 6:06 pm

riadach wrote:


As minister for Gaeltacht affairs, can I have, um, a military expansionist policy?

Expansionist? É sin a phlé!
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PostSubject: Re: Machine Nation forms a Government   Wed Jun 18, 2008 6:06 pm

Strategies for shootout with de Gaulle

1. Banging of table to be percusssive.

2. Ibis to break pencil ( a la John Major) at inappropriate juncture

3. Kate P to slam doors

4. Edo to keep drink flowin

5. The Seathrúnster to bring up entirely irrelevent topics
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PostSubject: Re: Machine Nation forms a Government   Wed Jun 18, 2008 6:07 pm

Ard-Taoiseach wrote:
riadach wrote:


As minister for Gaeltacht affairs, can I have, um, a military expansionist policy?

Expansionist? É sin a phlé!

Take back clifden and Dungloe for instance, and eh, resettle them.
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