3 Little Pigs.

An alternative ending to a happy tale

I have concluded that hidden behind this story is more than meets the eye. I suspect that the wolf has figured out a way to bamboozle the pigs. Remember they are none too bright and only believe their eyes. Now the wolf was none too pleased that his will was stymied so he decided it was time for a secret superweapon.
It took many years of head scratching and the wolf could come up with no solution. It practically ruined his enjoyment in life but he did have one leasure activity that he still enjoyed and that was going to the opera. He liked to sneek a beer while watching but one performance had this unpleasant result..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgxRg3pnBWo

Far from being upset he was stunned to see something that appeared impossible. After some study he learned that this resulted from what is commonly known as resonance. What he had experienced was nothing compared to the story he was told about steel being bent out of shape by a slight breeze. This could not be true but lo and behold he learned of this incident.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-2420924871939323797&q=tacoma+narrows+bridge&ei=bT5ASOuhDZP8rALPjOnKCA&hl=en
This is the correct clip now
Now he believed that he at last had a way to show the idiotic pigs a lesson they would not soon forget. He set to work immediately and came up with this..

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=4774611436330665057&q=haarp&ei=V3sqSJDZN5mwrQLA57nCBw&hl=en
and http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=7362654414854845205&q=haarp&ei=uXsqSIf8HIP8rQKJo8SUCg&hl=en

The wicked wolf believed that now it was time for the 3 little pigs tp get what was coming to them. He pressed the button but to his surprise a cyclone hit the shack next to where the pigs were holed up. Undaunted the wolf pressed the button again and this time a monster earthquake demolished the house of bricks. Without fanfare the wolf gobbled down the 3 little pigs and at least he lived happily ever after.

Did you mean to link something there, yd?

There seem to be many fascinating, sophisticated discussions on this website these days. But I don't have the time or the brains to read them all, let alone contribute. So I'll limit myself to this one.

Wake up Dan!

soubresauts wrote:

There seem to be many fascinating, sophisticated discussions on this website these days. But I don't have the time or the brains to read them all, let alone contribute. So I'll limit myself to this one.

Wake up Dan!

This certainly seems to be the most circular thread yet, as it is linked to itself. I wouldn't wake him up though, it is the middle of the night where he is.

Where is it linked to itself ?

And wasn't the 3 little pigs quite a sad tale, for the first and second pig anyway ?

I'm very concerned that this thread has become a causality paradox.

What fools we are! No doubt it's a diversionary tactic by the wolf...

Oops I thought this was a thread about Gardai in Donegal

Foyzer, it can be anything you want it to be.

Kate P wrote:

Foyzer, it can be anything you want it to be.

So I was right first time

And second, third, fourth and fifth time.

Great Scott ! Do you know what this means. ?

No ?

cactus flower wrote:

No ?

Shit. Me neither.

We wait. We are bored. - No, don't protest, we are bored to death, there's no denying it. Good. A diversion comes along and what do we do? We let it go to waste. In an instant all will vanish and we'll be alone once more, in the midst of nothingness!

We wait.
We are bored.
- No,
don't protest,
we are bored to death,
there's no denying it.
Good.
A diversion comes along and what do we do?
We let it go to waste.
In an instant all will vanish and we'll be alone once more,
in the midst of nothingness!

Now it's a poem.

Quite a good poem too.

Beckett will be pleased.

Kate P wrote:

Beckett will be pleased.

Damn, it's godot isn't it.

Ah well, I never said I wasn't a charlatan.

Let us not waste our time in idle discourse...

I have a question about that, while we're waiting for the link for this thread....

What is been let go to waste ? The boring moment ?

Have you not done tormenting me with your accursed time! It's abominable! When! When!

One day, is that not enough for you, one day he went dumb, one day I went blind, one day we'll go deaf, one day we were born, one day we shall die, the same day, the same second, is that not enough for you?

They give birth astride of a grave, the light gleams an instant, then it's night once more.

EvotingMachine0197 wrote:

I have a question about that, while we're waiting for the link for this thread....

What is been let go to waste ? The boring moment ?

It's Godot again. Kate is being very smartypantsy today.

Kate put the book down, some of us don't want to be learn'd.:-)