What Men Have to Put Up With

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Well?

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Impotence.

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Surely one could always feign lack of interest?

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cookiemonster wrote:: MPB.

M what is that cookiemonster?

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Receding hair lines.

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cactus flower wrote:

cookiemonster wrote:: MPB.

M what is that cookiemonster?

The baldness, CT. THE BALDNESS!

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cookiemonster wrote:

cactus flower wrote:

cookiemonster wrote:: MPB.

M what is that cookiemonster?

The baldness, CT. THE BALDNESS!

The baldness is endearing.

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cookiemonster wrote:

cactus flower wrote:

cookiemonster wrote:: MPB.

M what is that cookiemonster?

The baldness, CT. THE BALDNESS!

Oh yeah, I understand what you're saying now.

We also have to put up with MPO, where fat glands pre-dominate around the abdomen leading to beer-bellies. The weight ain't evenly spread around the body. One of evolution's jokes, no doubt.

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cactus flower wrote:

cookiemonster wrote:

cactus flower wrote:

cookiemonster wrote:: MPB.

M what is that cookiemonster?

The baldness, CT. THE BALDNESS!

The baldness is endearing.

Only if your Captain Jean Luc Picard. Btw, virtually all the male staff at the Wolseley were bald/balding. Mad or wha?

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Ard-Taoiseach wrote:

cookiemonster wrote:

cactus flower wrote:

cookiemonster wrote:: MPB.

M what is that cookiemonster?

The baldness, CT. THE BALDNESS!

Oh yeah, I understand what you're saying now.

We also have to put up with MPO, where fat glands pre-dominate around the abdomen leading to beer-bellies. The weight ain't evenly spread around the body. One of evolution's jokes, no doubt.

It's the price we pay, AT.

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cactus flower wrote:: The baldness is endearing.

I'd like to have the choice.

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cookiemonster wrote:

cactus flower wrote:: The baldness is endearing.

I'd like to have the choice.

I like men in cute floppy lopsided wigs they wear like a hat, too.

And the shaven head option is quite good, although on the wrong person can be a bit scary.

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I have quite short hair at the moment, shortest it's been in a while but it's not shaved. I did a head shave a good few years back for a cancer charity, ended up most people assumed I was one one the money was being raised for.

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Have you noticed that nearly all our smilies have MPB ?

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When I was 18 people told me I'd be baldy by 21; at 22 they said I'd be definitely baldy at 26 and then they said 30 and now I'm in my mid thirties and they're all feckin baldy while I still have the same hair -very little but not balding (though grey)

People Rolling Eyes

- they just ain't no good...

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cactus flower wrote:: Have you noticed that nearly all our smilies have MPB ?

It's a penis conspiracy.

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Apart from this one.

And none of them are bearded not even this one santa

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Unexplained random erections. Not so much a problem when one is older as would be the case during one's teens but still pop up, as it were, from time to time.

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cookiemonster wrote:: Unexplained random erections. Not so much a problem when one is older as would be the case during one's teens but still pop up, as it were, from time to time.

Perhaps this is where the underwired underpants might come in handy.

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cookiemonster wrote:: Unexplained random erections. Not so much a problem when one is older as would be the case during one's teens but still pop up, as it were, from time to time.

That is actually quite an embarrassment during adolescence. It can be virtually impossible to deal with at the time.

And, when you're older, you get ED and you have huge difficulties in getting one. Why is life so unfair at times?

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cookiemonster wrote:: Unexplained random erections. Not so much a problem when one is older as would be the case during one's teens but still pop up, as it were, from time to time.

Potentially much worse for the uncircumcised, too - the pubic garrotte. Also zippers.

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I had been thinking more along the lines of cutting oneself shaving, but I must admit to being both impressed and sympathetic at WMHTPUW.

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cactus flower wrote:: I had been thinking more along the lines of cutting oneself shaving, but I must admit to being both impressed and sympathetic at WMHTPUW.

I am glad that you can feel our pain.

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Cutting onself shaving isn't that bad (unless its your lip) and something both sexes share (hopefully not the lip cutting bit) but razor rash is a true pain.