Cactus that's a cool image above - the stuff of my childhood dreams. EVM you can get one of these cheap in Palestine and bring it back to Portmarnock in your yacht (saw your name in ArdTs Irish rich list) and you can use it when they eventually take away your garden to make a car park for the office next door.
Will you actually end up being encroached on physically as well as auditorially ? There's always Cloughjordan ...