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PostSubject: Incomprehensible News Headlines   Incomprehensible News Headlines EmptyFri Aug 22, 2008 5:03 pm

I'm quite a fan of Iain Banks' Culture SF novels. Something he throws into them from time to time are incomprehensible news headlines, for that futuristic feel.

Reading the Register today, I was rather struck by this headline, which, transported back a mere decade or so, would make no sense whatsoever:

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Stretchy 'bucky-gel' promises touchscreen video-stockings
Interactive nano-Spandex iPants for all

Any other totally WTF headlines?
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Not very scientific but real:

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PostSubject: Re: Incomprehensible News Headlines   Incomprehensible News Headlines EmptyTue Jan 06, 2009 4:42 pm

Some funny ones HERE

And this nice piece of understatement

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The Irish Daily Mirror showed a gift for understatement when it reported: "The Children's Court was told that the 17-year-old from Coolock, Dublin, is charged with possession of a Luger calibre Keltec pistol and four rounds of 9mm ammunition in suspicious circumstances at his home on April 17th."l
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PostSubject: Re: Incomprehensible News Headlines   Incomprehensible News Headlines EmptyTue Jan 06, 2009 5:20 pm

ibis wrote:
I'm quite a fan of Iain Banks' Culture SF novels. Something he throws into them from time to time are incomprehensible news headlines, for that futuristic feel.

Reading the Register today, I was rather struck by this headline, which, transported back a mere decade or so, would make no sense whatsoever:

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Stretchy 'bucky-gel' promises touchscreen video-stockings
Interactive nano-Spandex iPants for all

Any other totally WTF headlines?
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