The Booze Thread

riadach wrote:

It's divine, the nectar of the gods. Perfect for the homo about town.

I thought that's what West Coast Coolers were for.

cookiemonster wrote:

riadach wrote:

It's divine, the nectar of the gods. Perfect for the homo about town.

I thought that's what West Coast Coolers were for.

I think they're for pretending to women you're sensitive. Give it a try, couldn't hurt.

riadach wrote:

cookiemonster wrote:

riadach wrote:

It's divine, the nectar of the gods. Perfect for the homo about town.

I thought that's what West Coast Coolers were for.

I think they're for pretending to women you're sensitive. Give it a try, couldn't hurt.

But then I would have women thinking I was sensitive, that way madness lies.

Well you can still treat them like rubbish if you want, the only difference is they'll blame your sensitivity and insecurity, as opposed to your bullish machoness.

riadach wrote:

Well you can still treat them like rubbish if you want, the only difference is they'll blame your sensitivity and insecurity, as opposed to your bullish machoness.

I was more worried that they would walk all over me. As the devious minxes are wont to do.

cookiemonster wrote:

riadach wrote:

Well you can still treat them like rubbish if you want, the only difference is they'll blame your sensitivity and insecurity, as opposed to your bullish machoness.

I was more worried that they would walk all over me. As the devious minxes are wont to do.

In stilettos?
Whatever peels your banana.

riadach wrote:

cookiemonster wrote:

riadach wrote:

Well you can still treat them like rubbish if you want, the only difference is they'll blame your sensitivity and insecurity, as opposed to your bullish machoness.

I was more worried that they would walk all over me. As the devious minxes are wont to do.

In stilettos?
Whatever peels your banana.

Banana... rugh!

cookiemonster wrote:

riadach wrote:

It's divine, the nectar of the gods. Perfect for the homo about town.

I thought that's what West Coast Coolers were for.

Nah, West Coast Cooler is what pregnant chicks drink; they think it doesn't count as alcohol.

Ard-Taoiseach wrote:

cookiemonster wrote:

Jameson and 7up?!

My Dad would shoot someone for that odious concoction. Jameson must be kept in virgo intacta.

I much prefer Bushmills over Jameson.

johnfás wrote:

Ard-Taoiseach wrote:

cookiemonster wrote:

Jameson and 7up?!

My Dad would shoot someone for that odious concoction. Jameson must be kept in virgo intacta.

I much prefer Bushmills over Jameson.

Well you would, wouldn't you?

Ard-Taoiseach wrote:

johnfás wrote:

Ard-Taoiseach wrote:

cookiemonster wrote:

Jameson and 7up?!

My Dad would shoot someone for that odious concoction. Jameson must be kept in virgo intacta.

I much prefer Bushmills over Jameson.

Well you would, wouldn't you?

Black Bush

TheBear wrote:

cookiemonster wrote:

riadach wrote:

It's divine, the nectar of the gods. Perfect for the homo about town.

I thought that's what West Coast Coolers were for.

Nah, West Coast Cooler is what pregnant chicks drink; they think it doesn't count as alcohol.

I thought that's what 6 Bacardi Breezers were for? Or am I just not hanging with the classy pregnant girls anymore?

Any of you ever try brew your own?

I started on Friday. I think I've made a shite of it.

eoinmn wrote:

Any of you ever try brew your own?

I started on Friday. I think I've made a shite of it.

Helped make a batch of a sloe flavoured alcoholic beverage. Burnt well. Tasted like the sun.

eoinmn wrote:

Any of you ever try brew your own?

I started on Friday. I think I've made a shite of it.

You could hardly ferment it in a few days?

eoinmn wrote:

Any of you ever try brew your own?

I started on Friday. I think I've made a shite of it.

Doesn't matter eoin. Drop it off at my house, it won't go to waste...

Anyway I'm sure it's something you get better at.

eoinmn wrote:

Any of you ever try brew your own?

I started on Friday. I think I've made a shite of it.

I've been considering doing this for a while.

anyone want to join me on a trip to Ballina on Lough derg? There is a pub there that I have to get to before I leave. Call it beer education training or something...

It isn't Brendan Grace's bar is it?

Ard-Taoiseach wrote:

cookiemonster wrote:

Jameson and 7up?!

My Dad would shoot someone for that odious concoction. Jameson must be kept in virgo intacta.

Funny you should say that. My first job as a raw 16 year old was lounge boy in the Ballymun House, the local pub.
I had a regular who would, every night, order "A Pint (one and only) and a Jemmy and Pep"

a Jemmy and Pep is a Jamison and Peppermint. I shit you not.

riven wrote:

anyone want to join me on a trip to Ballina on Lough derg? There is a pub there that I have to get to before I leave. Call it beer education training or something...

Goosers?

Johnny Keogh wrote:

riven wrote:

anyone want to join me on a trip to Ballina on Lough derg? There is a pub there that I have to get to before I leave. Call it beer education training or something...

Goosers?

I know what you're up to down there on Lough Derg

So I threw out the first batch of homebrew beer. It didn't ferment because I didn't add the sugar.

I started a new batch on Sunday. Seems to be fermenting slowly.

If you are looking to make your own beer I highly recommend this shop:
http://www.thehomebrewcompany.ie/

Having a real nightmare of a day and buried under paper and stuff. The thought of a really crisp chilled Hoegaarden with a creamy head is the only thing keeping me going........................

How much is it costing you a litre eoinmn?