If You're Chillin' - An Síbín Reoite

I thought there'd be an awful crowd here tonight with Machine Nation being 50 days old an all - pfft!

Want a fag?

No thanks Audi, they make me queasy. I'm hitting the drink tonight. That population thread was too depressing.

Jesus I'd love to have the time to read all that! How did you cut and paste that out of a book?

Auditor #9 wrote:

Jesus I'd love to have the time to read all that! How did you cut and paste that out of a book?

The Internet is full of wonders. I was very interested in your "dark internet"

I'm quite broke, I'll take half of them as a stock-pile till my insurance comes in. Then we can call the bagel over.

Hard day at the office Ard? Why don't you pour yourself a couple of nightcaps - or is it time to break open the bottle of Midleton?

I'll have a quart of moonshine, Auditor #9. God, I thought it'd be fairly handy when I started out but now I'm exhausted. I mightn't be my usual coherent self on the boards here as a result.

My second...

*smacks lips expectantly with incipient reductions in motor function*

Auditor #9 wrote:

Be careful with that bottle	of Moonshine, Ard	I'm concerned that, left to your own devices	you might drink
			yourself under this table
			Oiche mhaith agus codladh sámh

It took me all of 5 seconds to cop what you were doing there. . Don't worry, I'm very good with the aul moonshine. I'll finish this and be about myself. I may end up fast asleep in the back of the Doolin Breakfast Bar, though. Just poke me with a stick in the morning when you're opening up and I'll be OK.

I borrowed a few million from the unlimited funds of the ECB at nominal interest rates. At 3.3% inflation, they're paying me to take their money!

Anyways, I'm officially loaded again and I breezed through work today. Thumbs twiddled throughout so I'm buying everyone one of these.

Ich liebe interventionist capitalism!

Mother of divine beloved jesus - what next? vomitoriums?

Drinks are on me.

It is now the Second day of May.

I was born Fourteen thousand six hundred and ten days ago.

That makes 40 Years by my reckoning.

Happy birthday!

Wil post a nice gift when i have two hands free. niece asleep in left arm.

What would you like?

EvotingMachine0197 wrote:

Drinks are on me.

It is now the Second day of May.

I was born Fourteen thousand six hundred and ten days ago.

That makes 40 Years by my reckoning.

Happy birthday! Friday birthdays are always good.

Happy Birthday EvotingMachine0179

Indeed. But in '68 it was a Thursday. So I also like Thursdays.

Thanks for the wishes. I'll save them up.

You share your birthday with Catherine the Great...and David Beckham.

Goodnight and have a good birthday.

cactus flower wrote:

Goodnight and have a good birthday.

Thanks for the cake Cactus. Óche Mhaith.

cactus flower wrote:

Happy Birthday EvotingMachine0179

Wasn't that the fella with the EEPROM problems?



He was one of those poor lads with his chips down.

Yeh EvotingMachine0179 had serious problems and got recycled (17th January 2006) God rest his chips.

No bother with EvotingMachine0197 so far.

Audi, that photo is seriously old. That reminds me of 1998.

PLCC flash . Hee Hee.

EvotingMachine0197 wrote:

Audi, that photo is seriously old. That reminds me of 1998.

PLCC flash . Hee Hee.

That's not you that's your grandfather! Don't you recognise him? Remember how he made your grand mother bored?

Indeed. My grandfather was not UL approved. And never had a CE mark on his body.

unaligned wrote:

You share your birthday with Catherine the Great...and David Beckham.

Thanks UA. But I like to think that they share a birthday with me.