Left or right?

No, not politics but my hair!

It usually parts itself on the left and there isn't much I can do about it but today for some reason it's parting itself on the right. Most odd.

Partings are very 1940s, aren't they - maybe your hair wants to move on...

My hair is so short, #2 or #3, it doesn't have a parting, so I can't help.

Have you been anywhere near the CERN facility today ?

EvotingMachine0197 wrote:

My hair is so short, #2 or #3, it doesn't have a parting, so I can't help.

Have you been anywhere near the CERN facility today ?

Well the shower was making funny noises this morning, do you think that could be it?

Kate P wrote:

Partings are very 1940s, aren't they - maybe your hair wants to move on...

Oh if my father is anything to go by my hair will indeed move on.

Just shave it all off - there are few things more attractive than a shaven headed (or almost shaven headed) man.

I've been trying to get Husband to do it for years but he is not for turning.

Kate P wrote:

Just shave it all off - there are few things more attractive than a shaven headed (or almost shaven headed) man.

I've been trying to get Husband to do it for years but he is not for turning.

You've seen me, do you not think I would look incredibly weird with a shaved head. Plus I have scars from an ostrich related incident on the top of my noggin. 

I was trying to visualise it as I was writing that post and I couldn't to be honest ... but it's growing on me. I know a couple of guys who shave their heads every couple of days. That, I think you could carry off well. I don't think a tight haircut (ie, with hair) would suit you, no.

Either way I'd find it weird and I think bad of shaving my face as it is, never mind my face and my whole head.

cookiemonster wrote:

Either way I'd find it weird and I think bad of shaving my face as it is, never mind my face and my whole head.

Give it the ol' #1 . You'll never go back unless it makes you look like golem

I'm six foot and currently weigh just under 9 stone. Golem is right!

cookiemonster wrote:

I'm six foot and currently weigh just under 9 stone. Golem is right!

theres two of you to the me.

SeathrúnCeitinn wrote:

cookiemonster wrote:

I'm six foot and currently weigh just under 9 stone. Golem is right!

theres two of you to the me.

You're a three foot tall 4 1/2 stone midget?

cookiemonster wrote:

SeathrúnCeitinn wrote:

cookiemonster wrote:

I'm six foot and currently weigh just under 9 stone. Golem is right!

theres two of you to the me.

You're a three foot tall 4 1/2 stone midget?

The other way round. 12ft tall

impressive!

I assume you both mean Gollum - Golem is a pokemon.

I also assume that if you shaved your head you wouldn't dispense with clothes - which would give you a considerable advantage over our stoorish hobbit friend. And of course you have other natural blessings in that your ears don't taper to a pixie point while your eyes bulge as if you're being strangled.

Just an observation...



No. I'm not seeing the resemblance CM.

I was refering to a type of combatant from Heroes of Might and MAgic 3. A character based on the following

In Jewish folklore, a golem (גולם, sometimes, as in Yiddish, pronounced goilem) is an animated being created entirely from inanimate matter. In modern Hebrew the word golem literally means "cocoon", but can also mean "fool", "silly", or even "stupid". The name appears to derive from the word gelem (גלם), which means "raw material". Source: Wiki

Thats who me and cookimonster were talking about. THats right , isn't it, isn't it Cookiemonster?

I guees Tolkein misssspelt when he was robbin it for his tome.

Heres a few examples

I think I say him in a man united jersey on the Luas on Thursday evening.