Nocturnal Nonagenerian Knockabouterry

What do ye reckon to these senior citizens?

Only the essential quality of experience could come up with excuses like that


(and its not clear it happened at night either)

I was talking to a guy in his early 50s (married with kids) lately about a feature in the Examiner a couple of Saturdays ago about kissing and he frankly admitted that he had no interest. Apparently Japanese men also only kiss their wives on special occasions.

Rush Limbaugh mentioned them today as I drove home. He reckoned they got the senier discount which is called The Early Bird Special. The laugh of course was unmentioned but in the back of everyman's mind. The tremendous value for money compared with the 80 grand Spitzer blew, if ye will pardon the expression.

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Posted by ( countrygurl ) on March 25, 2008 at 7:22 a.m. ( Suggest removal )
Please tell me in a city the size of Tampa, prosecutors have more "dangerous" criminals to worry about than a frisky 93 yr old?!?!?

Horny old lads and skateboarders ... have the cops anything better to do there, the f***ers.

youngdan wrote:

Rush Limbaugh mentioned them today as I drove home. He reckoned they got the senier discount which is called The Early Bird Special. The laugh of course was unmentioned but in the back of everyman's mind. The tremendous value for money compared with the 80 grand Spitzer blew, if ye will pardon the expression.

Was thinking something similar myself but hadn't the words.

Tsk tsk tsk...the Youth of Today! No respect! Hanging's too good for them!

I liked the way Carlos finished with "It wasn't for sex. I am 93, you know."

I read Dana's mother witterin' on in the Irish News the other week about Dustin's eurovision entry " This is disgraceful....blah....blah..... making a mockery.....blah....blah......I'm ninety ye know".

Anybody ever read the Mrs Brady, Old Lady sketchs from Viz?

This reminds me of the case in Dalkey a good few years back, where an 86 year old man was up in court for shooting his 80 year old wife's 83 year old lover. He apparently caught the couple in flagrante, and shot the man with his shotgun as he jumped out the window.

I seem to recall he was more or less let off on the basis that he was unlikely to be doing it again.

ibis wrote:

This reminds me of the case in Dalkey a good few years back, where an 86 year old man was up in court for shooting his 80 year old wife's 83 year old lover. He apparently caught the couple in flagrante, and shot the man with his shotgun as he jumped out the window.

I seem to recall he was more or less let off on the basis that he was unlikely to be doing it again.

As some folks on politics.ie would say "YOUR OFF TOPIC"

noctogenerians only

SeathrúnCeitinn wrote:

ibis wrote:

This reminds me of the case in Dalkey a good few years back, where an 86 year old man was up in court for shooting his 80 year old wife's 83 year old lover. He apparently caught the couple in flagrante, and shot the man with his shotgun as he jumped out the window.

I seem to recall he was more or less let off on the basis that he was unlikely to be doing it again.

As some folks on politics.ie would say "YOUR OFF TOPIC"

noctogenerians only

"Noctogenerians"...one-night olds? Nonagenerians are in their 90's! And I wasn't going to point that out before.

Also, it's not my off-topic.

Thats a good story from Dalkey Ibis. The wife screamed 'Don't Fire' but we are not sure who she was addressing

ibis wrote:

SeathrúnCeitinn wrote:

ibis wrote:

This reminds me of the case in Dalkey a good few years back, where an 86 year old man was up in court for shooting his 80 year old wife's 83 year old lover. He apparently caught the couple in flagrante, and shot the man with his shotgun as he jumped out the window.

I seem to recall he was more or less let off on the basis that he was unlikely to be doing it again.

As some folks on politics.ie would say "YOUR OFF TOPIC"

noctogenerians only

"Noctogenerians"...one-night olds? Nonagenerians are in their 90's! And I wasn't going to point that out before.

Also, it's not my off-topic.

Am I bad? I could make up a story that I was trying to do it bilingually and got mixed up. Theres the effect of speakin Irish most of the day for ye.

Touchez my Friend, touchez

SeathrúnCeitinn wrote:

ibis wrote:

SeathrúnCeitinn wrote:

ibis wrote:

This reminds me of the case in Dalkey a good few years back, where an 86 year old man was up in court for shooting his 80 year old wife's 83 year old lover. He apparently caught the couple in flagrante, and shot the man with his shotgun as he jumped out the window.

I seem to recall he was more or less let off on the basis that he was unlikely to be doing it again.

As some folks on politics.ie would say "YOUR OFF TOPIC"

noctogenerians only

"Noctogenerians"...one-night olds? Nonagenerians are in their 90's! And I wasn't going to point that out before.

Also, it's not my off-topic.

Am I bad? I could make up a story that I was trying to do it bilingually and got mixed up. Theres the effect of speakin Irish most of the day for ye.

Touchez my Friend, touchez

But I don't want to touch your Friend.

ibis wrote:

SeathrúnCeitinn wrote:

ibis wrote:

SeathrúnCeitinn wrote:

ibis wrote:

This reminds me of the case in Dalkey a good few years back, where an 86 year old man was up in court for shooting his 80 year old wife's 83 year old lover. He apparently caught the couple in flagrante, and shot the man with his shotgun as he jumped out the window.

I seem to recall he was more or less let off on the basis that he was unlikely to be doing it again.

As some folks on politics.ie would say "YOUR OFF TOPIC"

noctogenerians only

"Noctogenerians"...one-night olds? Nonagenerians are in their 90's! And I wasn't going to point that out before.

Also, it's not my off-topic.

Am I bad? I could make up a story that I was trying to do it bilingually and got mixed up. Theres the effect of speakin Irish most of the day for ye.

Touchez my Friend, touchez

But I don't want to touch your Friend.

Ah go on . He wont bite

He won't bark grammatically either, on current form....

SeathrúnCeitinn wrote:

ibis wrote:

He won't bark grammatically either, on current form....

Do not provoke the pedant!

ibis wrote:

SeathrúnCeitinn wrote:

ibis wrote:

He won't bark grammatically either, on current form....

Do not provoke the pedant!

Is it knockabouterry or knockaboutry? mein obergrubenfuhrer

SeathrúnCeitinn wrote:

ibis wrote:

SeathrúnCeitinn wrote:

ibis wrote:

He won't bark grammatically either, on current form....

Do not provoke the pedant!

Is it knockabouterry or knockaboutry? mein obergrubenfuhrer

Well, it's obergruppenfuhrer, anyway, and most likely knockaboutery. Crikey, do you need someone to hold you up while you go for the other foot?

ibis wrote:

SeathrúnCeitinn wrote:

ibis wrote:

SeathrúnCeitinn wrote:

ibis wrote:

He won't bark grammatically either, on current form....

Do not provoke the pedant!

Is it knockabouterry or knockaboutry? mein obergrubenfuhrer

Well, it's obergruppenfuhrer, anyway, and most likely knockaboutery. Crikey, do you need someone to hold you up while you go for the other foot?

I know. Ignorance is no excuse. Laziness is.

ibis wrote:

SeathrúnCeitinn wrote:

ibis wrote:

SeathrúnCeitinn wrote:

ibis wrote:

He won't bark grammatically either, on current form....

Do not provoke the pedant!

Is it knockabouterry or knockaboutry? mein obergrubenfuhrer

Well, it's obergruppenfuhrer, anyway, and most likely knockaboutery. Crikey, do you need someone to hold you up while you go for the other foot?

You're in a cruel mood tonight, ibis.

Ard-Taoiseach wrote:

ibis wrote:

SeathrúnCeitinn wrote:

ibis wrote:

SeathrúnCeitinn wrote:

ibis wrote:

He won't bark grammatically either, on current form....

Do not provoke the pedant!

Is it knockabouterry or knockaboutry? mein obergrubenfuhrer

Well, it's obergruppenfuhrer, anyway, and most likely knockaboutery. Crikey, do you need someone to hold you up while you go for the other foot?

You're in a cruel mood tonight, ibis.

And there is an umlaut missing

I don't think you can get umlauts on Irish keyboards.

Ard-Taoiseach wrote:

I don't think you can get umlauts on Irish keyboards.

I know. Ignorance is no excuse. Laziness is.

SeathrúnCeitinn wrote:

Ard-Taoiseach wrote:

I don't think you can get umlauts on Irish keyboards.

I know. Ignorance is no excuse. Laziness is.

The usual etiquette is to substitute the umlaut for an e so Munchen(z.B) becomes Muenchen in English. It is frequently used in URLs of German companies and organisations.