Look flies...

First off, where do these diminutive airborne pests come from? And how, if they manage to get inside the curtains in the first place can they not manage to get back out? And why, in that case do they bother coming in at all if all they which to do is leave again? Stupid fly. 

Ya need one of these, it gives it the nice 1,500 volt treatment. They're also quite good for hitting mates with .

johnfás wrote:

Ya need one of these, it gives it the nice 1,500 volt treatment. They're also quite good for hitting mates with .

I don't have any firends!*runs off and cries into a cake*

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First off, where do these diminutive airborne pests come from?

No idea, but I wish they'd go back.

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And how, if they manage to get inside the curtains in the first place can they not manage to get back out?

We don't have any net curtains in our house, or blinds, but even with the windows wide open, they still fly into the bit inbetween that doesn't open. And when you go to open the window for them, all chivalrous like, they fly away to the other corner of the room.

Eejits.

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And why, in that case do they bother coming in at all if all they which to do is leave again? Stupid fly.

I'd be careful of that cake you're crying into; a few bluebottles eggs on that and you could be a very sick little CakieMonster indeed.

Kate P wrote:

I'd be careful of that cake you're crying into; a few bluebottles eggs on that and you could be a very sick little CakieMonster indeed.

Don't go giving me ideas. I'm looking for another two months off work. But is it worth another encounter with Picolax... perhaps not.