ibis wrote:

Ard-Taoiseach wrote:

ibis wrote:

cookiemonster wrote:

I don't watch television so no need for that extra expense.

Good man.

ibis, are you a good cook?

I am a unique cook. I make a good omelette, though.

Omelette....hmmm....

Ard-Taoiseach wrote:

cookiemonster wrote:

I don't watch television so no need for that extra expense.

That's good, I get to watch my Week In Politics, QandA, the View, Apprentice, Big Bang Theory, Dexter, Jonathan Ross, films, QI, Eggheads etc. on a good proper Christian terrestrial.

Also, we share a birthday, so we can extract economies of scale under that heading!

Also a valid excuse for a larger than normal cake.

cookiemonster wrote:

Ard-Taoiseach wrote:

cookiemonster wrote:

I don't watch television so no need for that extra expense.

That's good, I get to watch my Week In Politics, QandA, the View, Apprentice, Big Bang Theory, Dexter, Jonathan Ross, films, QI, Eggheads etc. on a good proper Christian terrestrial.

Also, we share a birthday, so we can extract economies of scale under that heading!

Also a valid excuse for a larger than normal cake.

Definitely, we're made for each other!

I was thinking we could get a big cake in the shape of a chess-board to celebrate another April 13ther, Garry Kasparov!

Ard-Taoiseach wrote:

cookiemonster wrote:

Ard-Taoiseach wrote:

cookiemonster wrote:

I don't watch television so no need for that extra expense.

That's good, I get to watch my Week In Politics, QandA, the View, Apprentice, Big Bang Theory, Dexter, Jonathan Ross, films, QI, Eggheads etc. on a good proper Christian terrestrial.

Also, we share a birthday, so we can extract economies of scale under that heading!

Also a valid excuse for a larger than normal cake.

Definitely, we're made for each other!

I was thinking we could get a big cake in the shape of a chess-board to celebrate another April 13ther, Garry Kasparov!

So long as we could use real live people as pieces on our huge cake chess board.

cookiemonster wrote:

So long as we could use real live people as pieces on our huge cake chess board.

Yeah, I was thinking we could take all the trolls on P.ie, fossilise them in marzipan and use them!

Ard-Taoiseach wrote:

cookiemonster wrote:

So long as we could use real live people as pieces on our huge cake chess board.

Yeah, I was thinking we could take all the trolls on P.ie, fossilise them in marzipan and use them!

But that only gives us 4 pieces...

cookiemonster wrote:

Ard-Taoiseach wrote:

cookiemonster wrote:

So long as we could use real live people as pieces on our huge cake chess board.

Yeah, I was thinking we could take all the trolls on P.ie, fossilise them in marzipan and use them!

But that only gives us 4 pieces...

4, ha, you're too kind, CookieMonster.

Ard-Taoiseach wrote:

cookiemonster wrote:

Ard-Taoiseach wrote:

cookiemonster wrote:

So long as we could use real live people as pieces on our huge cake chess board.

Yeah, I was thinking we could take all the trolls on P.ie, fossilise them in marzipan and use them!

But that only gives us 4 pieces...

4, ha, you're too kind, CookieMonster.

Mother Teresa said the same thing about me. 

cookiemonster wrote:

Ard-Taoiseach wrote:

cookiemonster wrote:

Ard-Taoiseach wrote:

cookiemonster wrote:

So long as we could use real live people as pieces on our huge cake chess board.

Yeah, I was thinking we could take all the trolls on P.ie, fossilise them in marzipan and use them!

But that only gives us 4 pieces...

4, ha, you're too kind, CookieMonster.

Mother Teresa said the same thing about me. 

I'm sure she did, right before slipping a shot of vodka in the children's Benylin!

Ard-Taoiseach wrote:

I'm sure she did, right before slipping a shot of vodka in the children's Benylin!

Double Vodka and Night Nurse was her tipple.

cookiemonster wrote:

Ard-Taoiseach wrote:

I'm sure she did, right before slipping a shot of vodka in the children's Benylin!

Double Vodka and Night Nurse was her tipple.

Yep, she was on a retainer from the Kremlin during the 80s to buy up their vodka exports to massage their BOP position, but found things difficult when the Yeltsin National Reserve lowered the available export volumes to herself and the other sisters. Hard times indeed.

Ard-Taoiseach wrote:

cookiemonster wrote:

Ard-Taoiseach wrote:

I'm sure she did, right before slipping a shot of vodka in the children's Benylin!

Double Vodka and Night Nurse was her tipple.

Yep, she was on a retainer from the Kremlin during the 80s to buy up their vodka exports to massage their BOP position, but found things difficult when the Yeltsin National Reserve lowered the available export volumes to herself and the other sisters. Hard times indeed.

Is that what killed her? I always thought diana's death tipped her over, after their lovers' tryst and all. (It's in next weeks sun, and declan ganley has it in his briefcase somewhere).

riadach wrote:

(It's in next weeks sun, and declan ganley has it in his briefcase somewhere).

Lets hope that's not what he sends to poor Eamonn Gilmore!

cookiemonster wrote:

riadach wrote:

(It's in next weeks sun, and declan ganley has it in his briefcase somewhere).

Lets hope that's not what he sends to poor Eamonn Gilmore!

I have it on good authority that that is the kind of stuff Éamonn* is into.

(*This is a complete lie).

riadach wrote:

Ard-Taoiseach wrote:

cookiemonster wrote:

Ard-Taoiseach wrote:

I'm sure she did, right before slipping a shot of vodka in the children's Benylin!

Double Vodka and Night Nurse was her tipple.

Yep, she was on a retainer from the Kremlin during the 80s to buy up their vodka exports to massage their BOP position, but found things difficult when the Yeltsin National Reserve lowered the available export volumes to herself and the other sisters. Hard times indeed.

Is that what killed her? I always thought diana's death tipped her over, after their lovers' tryst and all. (It's in next weeks sun, and declan ganley has it in his briefcase somewhere).

It was one of the contributory factors, her frequenting of opium dens was another. She had a whole franchising arrangement of them across Eastern India, that's where she got the money to pay the Russians off.

Ard-Taoiseach wrote:

riadach wrote:

Ard-Taoiseach wrote:

cookiemonster wrote:

Ard-Taoiseach wrote:

I'm sure she did, right before slipping a shot of vodka in the children's Benylin!

Double Vodka and Night Nurse was her tipple.

Yep, she was on a retainer from the Kremlin during the 80s to buy up their vodka exports to massage their BOP position, but found things difficult when the Yeltsin National Reserve lowered the available export volumes to herself and the other sisters. Hard times indeed.

Is that what killed her? I always thought diana's death tipped her over, after their lovers' tryst and all. (It's in next weeks sun, and declan ganley has it in his briefcase somewhere).

It was one of the contributory factors, her frequenting of opium dens was another. She had a whole franchising arrangement of them across Eastern India, that's where she got the money to pay the Russians off.

She's not dead, she's consulting for Rivada networks now. The children of her orphanages roll the coils for their transformers.