Living alone.

It's all fine and well most of the time. Infact it's a blessing.

But every now and then I get a little creeped out. I was talking through the hall from the kitchen with a cup of tea and I suddenly got the feeling I was being watched.

I know there is nobody within a mile of me but still, creepy!

cookiemonster wrote:

It's all fine and well most of the time. Infact it's a blessing.

But every now and then I get a little creeped out. I was talking through the hall from the kitchen with a cup of tea and I suddenly got the feeling I was being watched.

I know there is nobody within a mile of me but still, creepy!

Funny. I get that one too.

cookiemonster wrote:

It's all fine and well most of the time. Infact it's a blessing.

But every now and then I get a little creeped out. I was talking through the hall from the kitchen with a cup of tea and I suddenly got the feeling I was being watched.

I know there is nobody within a mile of me but still, creepy!

I think you should PM one us your address and a phone number for your mother.

seinfeld wrote:

cookiemonster wrote:

It's all fine and well most of the time. Infact it's a blessing.

But every now and then I get a little creeped out. I was talking through the hall from the kitchen with a cup of tea and I suddenly got the feeling I was being watched.

I know there is nobody within a mile of me but still, creepy!

I think you should PM one us your address and a phone number for your mother.

Why, she already knows where I live?

cookiemonster wrote:

seinfeld wrote:

cookiemonster wrote:

It's all fine and well most of the time. Infact it's a blessing.

But every now and then I get a little creeped out. I was talking through the hall from the kitchen with a cup of tea and I suddenly got the feeling I was being watched.

I know there is nobody within a mile of me but still, creepy!

I think you should PM one us your address and a phone number for your mother.

Why, she already knows where I live?

Yes, but the Gardai don't.

cookiemonster wrote:

It's all fine and well most of the time. Infact it's a blessing.

But every now and then I get a little creeped out. I was talking through the hall from the kitchen with a cup of tea and I suddenly got the feeling I was being watched.

I know there is nobody within a mile of me but still, creepy!

You're living alone? I thought a gregarious fella like yourself would've found someone to share a house with! I could move in with you and we could co-post!

Ard-Taoiseach wrote:

cookiemonster wrote:

It's all fine and well most of the time. Infact it's a blessing.

But every now and then I get a little creeped out. I was talking through the hall from the kitchen with a cup of tea and I suddenly got the feeling I was being watched.

I know there is nobody within a mile of me but still, creepy!

You're living alone? I thought a gregarious fella like yourself would've found someone to share a house with! I could move in with you and we could co-post!

I'm not actually all that far from where you are...

*gets out stalking boots*

cookiemonster wrote:

Ard-Taoiseach wrote:

cookiemonster wrote:

It's all fine and well most of the time. Infact it's a blessing.

But every now and then I get a little creeped out. I was talking through the hall from the kitchen with a cup of tea and I suddenly got the feeling I was being watched.

I know there is nobody within a mile of me but still, creepy!

You're living alone? I thought a gregarious fella like yourself would've found someone to share a house with! I could move in with you and we could co-post!

I'm not actually all that far from where you are...

*gets out stalking boots*

Oh God!

Ard-Taoiseach wrote:

Oh God!

Alls I'm wearing are the boots!

cookiemonster wrote:

Ard-Taoiseach wrote:

Oh God!

Alls I'm wearing are the boots!

*gulp* the image of you sans virtually all clothing is overwhelming my linguistic faculties.

cookiemonster wrote:

Ard-Taoiseach wrote:

Oh God!

Alls I'm wearing are the boots!

It's cheating if you lace them up, though. No socks?

cookiemonster wrote:

Ard-Taoiseach wrote:

cookiemonster wrote:

It's all fine and well most of the time. Infact it's a blessing.

But every now and then I get a little creeped out. I was talking through the hall from the kitchen with a cup of tea and I suddenly got the feeling I was being watched.

I know there is nobody within a mile of me but still, creepy!

You're living alone? I thought a gregarious fella like yourself would've found someone to share a house with! I could move in with you and we could co-post!

I'm not actually all that far from where you are...

*gets out stalking boots*

Are you actually living in Kildare? I had it in my memory banks that you were an exiled Lily living in Dublin.

ibis wrote:

cookiemonster wrote:

Ard-Taoiseach wrote:

Oh God!

Alls I'm wearing are the boots!

It's cheating if you lace them up, though. No socks?

They do reach up above my knees, one kind of has to lace them up.

cookiemonster wrote:

ibis wrote:

cookiemonster wrote:

Ard-Taoiseach wrote:

Oh God!

Alls I'm wearing are the boots!

It's cheating if you lace them up, though. No socks?

They do reach up above my knees, one kind of has to lace them up.

Halfway, then.

I find naked stalking with wellington boots has a far better effect. They're not as worried when you have a sense of style in my opinion.

cookiemonster wrote:

ibis wrote:

cookiemonster wrote:

Ard-Taoiseach wrote:

Oh God!

Alls I'm wearing are the boots!

It's cheating if you lace them up, though. No socks?

They do reach up above my knees, one kind of has to lace them up.

I'm interested now, stalk away!

riadach wrote:

I find naked stalking with wellington boots has a far better effect. They're not as worried when you have a sense of style in my opinion.

Exactly. That's why the unlacing is so important. You want people to know you're deranged, not a misplaced Rocky Horror extra.

ibis wrote:

riadach wrote:

I find naked stalking with wellington boots has a far better effect. They're not as worried when you have a sense of style in my opinion.

Exactly. That's why the unlacing is so important. You want people to know you're deranged, not a misplaced Rocky Horror extra.

For the same reason I think you should leave your socks on but wear different ones. I think that would freak people out more than the nudity. Poor GFitzG took it too far though.

Naked Stalking Wellies (NSWs) are SO last year.

cookiemonster wrote:

Naked Stalking Wellies (NSWs) are SO last year.

H&M still have them.

riadach wrote:

cookiemonster wrote:

Naked Stalking Wellies (NSWs) are SO last year.

H&M still have them.

They are Naked Shopping Wellies, Riadach. They're so hot right now.

cookiemonster wrote:

riadach wrote:

cookiemonster wrote:

Naked Stalking Wellies (NSWs) are SO last year.

H&M still have them.

They are Naked Shopping Wellies, Riadach. They're so hot right now.

You're right, I'm sooo 2006 at the moment.

riadach wrote:

cookiemonster wrote:

riadach wrote:

cookiemonster wrote:

Naked Stalking Wellies (NSWs) are SO last year.

H&M still have them.

They are Naked Shopping Wellies, Riadach. They're so hot right now.

You're right, I'm sooo 2006 at the moment.

Ooh, pre-credit crunch chic. Nice!

Ard-Taoiseach wrote:

riadach wrote:

cookiemonster wrote:

riadach wrote:

cookiemonster wrote:

Naked Stalking Wellies (NSWs) are SO last year.

H&M still have them.

They are Naked Shopping Wellies, Riadach. They're so hot right now.

You're right, I'm sooo 2006 at the moment.

Ooh, pre-credit crunch chic. Nice!

I know. How confidant we were back then, we could buy wellies for naked leisure activities, and not just naked essentials like shopping. It was a simpler time.