The Decontamination Chamber

In accordance of Machine Nation's policy of providing a range of relaxation facilities, particularly on Friday evenings, we are launching the following new relaxation devices, one classic and one innovative.



The Classic





The Innovative





Personal Relaxation Seat - Specification

Zakalwe - this thread may help you recuperate and renew...

thanks. deffo need to renew head, body and liver!

Just in case anyone else is experiencing economic stress, here's a little entirely medicinal whisky:

Cheers Cactus. No stress. Stress need not apply. Neither should Mr. Goggin.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6UVNYXOBWJA&feature=related

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mpT7pK9A61A&feature=related

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=SpW8Jvl9low&feature=related

Followed by 3 tablespoons of this.



For more serious cases this may also be required.


We like to be thorough on MachineNation

Thank you Squire. This is a timely flush out for the system, to counteract what might be the unduly binding effects of the Banks Bill.

In the recessionary times we are living in, I am hoping that the Decontamination Chamber will offer Machine Nation members a cost effective alternative to the overpriced and underwhelming commercial spas that have mushroomed in the last years.

Here we can rest, recuperate and re-energise to face the rigours of the changing world with relish and rumbustiousness.

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Me too KevBar. In the interests of decontamination and the need for all in this place to feel calm, I will use my modding powers to obliterate her. Sorry, Ard Taoiseach.

All references to E*** have been removed in the interests of harmony and mental stability (except lostexpectations, which is really funny).

Is that better Kev Bar ?

cactus flower wrote:

Quote :

Me too KevBar. In the interests of decontamination and the need for all in this place to feel calm, I will use my modding powers to obliterate her. Sorry, Ard Taoiseach.

All references to E*** have been removed in the interests of harmony and mental stability (except lostexpectations, which is really funny).

What's E*** ?

*nya

An hour or so in the hammam is always good for the New Year detox.

That is much fancier than the hammam in Erzurum.

Helium Three wrote:

That is much fancier than the hammam in Erzurum.

Or the one in Stepney Green.