So if I were to say eh.... leave ... and then eh ... join again ...would I get a cuppa tea and a large mixed grill ? And maybe a croissant smothered in jam. Not just any jam mind you, raspberry jam.

Just like a new customer at a bank, eh?
You will have to wait though - it's back to 'jam tomorrow' most places now.

candide wrote:

Are they on An Bórd Snip Nua?

Who - Flora,Fauna and merri?
I hear Mary Coughlan is planning to write to them and Brian Cowen is planning a a trip to Never Never land

cactus flower wrote:

I see you've already lost your posting virginity

Indeed, Ratatouille is now but a common strumpet.

Ard-Taoiseach wrote:

cactus flower wrote:

I see you've already lost your posting virginity

Indeed, Ratatouille is now but a common strumpet.

If Ratatouille, with one post, is a strumpet, what does that make you and me, Ard Taoiseach ?

Cher/e Ratatouille,

To lose one's reputation after just one post? Mais, c'est scandaleux, n'est-ce pas? I had no idea that there was such a notion as a respectable number of posts, not too low to suggest one was an undesirable troll, nor too high to merit being thought a rogue, a rake, a trollop. Fear not, there are gentlemen and ladies here who are kind and indulgent to us neophytes, despite their terrifying reputations as ' fourth apprentice in reproduction' or 'seventh master in excretion'. Some vile and bilious biologist no doubt has cast about scandal concerning these august and illustrious senior members. Just ignore them, the reputations I mean, not the senior members.

Your faithful servant,
Candide

For whoever is next to come in, I'd like to pre-empt you with a new love of mine:

cactus flower wrote:

Ard-Taoiseach wrote:

cactus flower wrote:

I see you've already lost your posting virginity

Indeed, Ratatouille is now but a common strumpet.

If Ratatouille, with one post, is a strumpet, what does that make you and me, Ard Taoiseach ?

(Excessively) experienced.

elainec welcome to Machine Nation

Thought we'd start having cuppa soups at night just to test out the effect it could have on nightmares. Its a cold damp dark dreary old night anyway.



Our Charter here for your leisurely perusal ..
https://machinenation.forumakers.com/charter-f14/machine-nation-charter-and-rules-t643.htm

Our bar for the R&R
https://machinenation.forumakers.com/places-f1/if-you-re-chillin-an-sibin-reoite-t1654-100.htm#bottom

If you don't like tomato soup I can change it ...

Greetings Achille1 !!!

We're getting close to our 200dth information consumer/creator/facilitator on MN !!

We'll have to have a big tay party

Auditor #9 wrote:

Greetings Achille1 !!!

We're getting close to our 200dth information consumer/creator/facilitator on MN !!

We'll have to have a big tay party

Shush you with those pitchers, you're confessing secret details of TeaWorld Hyperplex 9000, the new tealogical utopia to be raised out of the sands of Dubai for all the world to see and enjoy.

Fáilte Achille1 agus fáilte roimh cách!

Welcome dotski_w_. Cup of tay for you?

You're very welcome here. Please read the Site Charter before you post: it should be helpful.

Crusty! Cup of tea for you? You're very welcome here. Our Charter is here.
https://machinenation.forumakers.com/charter-f14/machine-nation-charter-and-rules-t643.htm

cactus flower wrote:

Crusty! Cup of tea for you? You're very welcome here. Our Charter is here.
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Nice one! Hot and strong with no sugar. Cheers!

CB

Right Crusty Burke, we'll remember that.

Make yourself at home here. The Sibin is where you'd get something stronger maybe later on in the evening.

cactus flower wrote:

Right Crusty Burke, we'll remember that.

Make yourself at home here. The Sibin is where you'd get something stronger maybe later on in the evening.

We've also got a currency here - miniaudis. A pint in the Sibín will cost you seven hundred thousand miniaudis luckily Ard Taoiseach put a tip in there of ten squabillion miniaudis

You can earn miniaudis here by writing good posts and not breaking the Law. If you break the Law at present you will be gently admonished but I warn you that the Entities EvotingMachine0197 and EvotingMachine3402 are currently in the process of making a third Entity - RoboMod. If you break the Law here then you will have RoboMod on you like a plague of Green Ants in a cut forest in Kununurra.

Hi Marcx !

flickr tay:

Tea, markx?

The Machine Nation Charter is here:
https://machinenation.forumakers.com/charter-f14/machine-nation-charter-and-rules-t643.htm

Welcome snapple drinker



Please have a scan through our posting guidelines before you sip on that tea.
https://machinenation.forumakers.com/charter-f14/machine-nation-charter-and-rules-t643.htm

Cup of tea, Whippet? Please make yourself at home and read our Charter, it will tell you what you need to know about posting here.
If you need any help, just ask any of the moderators.

https://machinenation.forumakers.com/charter-f14/machine-nation-charter-and-rules-t643.htm

Welcome Papal Knight ... Two.

Sit down and have a cuppa tay after Q&A is over and you may browse this Charter which includes some brief guidelines too.

https://machinenation.forumakers.com/charter-f14/machine-nation-charter-and-rules-t643.htm



Maybe you are related or know Papal Knight - the original ?? If you are here to mock him or impersonate him you will be defenestrated

Welcome Papal_ Knight2. That is a fine name you choose.

Nobody mocks Papal Kmight, Audi . Would the real Papal Kmight please stand up.

Auditor #9 wrote:

Welcome Papal Knight ... Two.

Sit down and have a cuppa tay after Q&A is over and you may browse this Charter which includes some brief guidelines too.

https://machinenation.forumakers.com/charter-f14/machine-nation-charter-and-rules-t643.htm



Maybe you are related or know Papal Knight - the original ?? If you are here to mock him or impersonate him you will be defenestrated

Yup. The same. Had technical problems with my computer that meant I cannot access the old account.

OK sh*t happens

You'll have to give back that cup of tay though ..

Papal_knight Two wrote:

Auditor #9 wrote:

Welcome Papal Knight ... Two.

Sit down and have a cuppa tay after Q&A is over and you may browse this Charter which includes some brief guidelines too.

https://machinenation.forumakers.com/charter-f14/machine-nation-charter-and-rules-t643.htm



Maybe you are related or know Papal Knight - the original ?? If you are here to mock him or impersonate him you will be defenestrated

Yup. The same. Had technical problems with my computer that meant I cannot access the old account.

Jesus, things must be bad if you have to cut back on new names.

Peak names?