Christmas Cracker Jokes

Q: What does a person need to know to be an auctioneer?

A: Lots.

Q: What do you call an underwater taxi?

A: An Octobus.

Q. What is the definition of a short mother?

A. Minimum

Fuckin atrocious. I flew into a violent rage and kicked the donkey from the crib and then calmed down

SeathrúnCeitinn wrote:

Q. What is the definition of a short mother?

A. Minimum

Fuckin atrocious. I flew into a violent rage and kicked the donkey from the crib and then calmed down

What do you get if you cross a refrigerator with a stereo?

Cool music

cactus flower wrote:

SeathrúnCeitinn wrote:

Q. What is the definition of a short mother?

A. Minimum

Fuckin atrocious. I flew into a violent rage and kicked the donkey from the crib and then calmed down

What do you get if you cross a refrigerator with a stereo?

Cool music

That makes the wittle bay Jaysus cry......bitter, bitter tears

How did the dinosaur know we were coming?

Because the brontosaw-us.

johnfás wrote:

How did the dinosaur know we were coming?

Because the brontosaw-us.

thats an old one