We're coming up to a month here on MN, the candlelight version of p.ie - built especially for you for when your favourite site is down.

We're actually coming up to three weeks, not a month but there's no harm planning in advance for the big day as a lot of tidying and re-decorating will need to be done. The title of the forum will have to be centered and the bit hanging over in the middle of nowhere at the top right hand corner will have to be moved. Invitations will also have to go out to famous online personalities !

Any suggestions welcome - my own goals would be to get Damien Mulley, Grandad, Dan Boyle and Sarak Carey the blogger on for a good old session of online fireworks.

Ah, life is good.

Can we get God?

Personally I'd like to see him and smiffy in the same room.

Smiffy would be so scarleh.

God is in the rain.

Evey Hammond.

V for Vendetta

What about other people like Slugger O'Toole and Twenty Major? They could be interesting.

Personally I believe that when Jesus is resurrected it will be so he can post here.

cookiemonster wrote:

Personally I believe that when Jesus is resurrected it will be so he can post here.

Why wait. Let's elect a new jesus. I nominate ard-taoiseach. His positive outlook is exactly what we should expect from a demigod.

Ard-Taoiseach wrote:

What about other people like Slugger O'Toole and Twenty Major? They could be interesting.

You are all star f*****s

- the site members are more than good enough for me.

(However would not shun Brad Pitt).

That's the spirit cactus - what about getting old Merle Haggard over for a few pints?

As a special guest?

Auditor #9 wrote:

That's the spirit cactus - what about getting old Merle Haggard over for a few pints?

As a special guest?

NOOO!!!!!

Auditor #9 wrote:

That's the spirit cactus - what about getting old Merle Haggard over for a few pints?

I must protest. Not because he would engage in a homophobic rant against gay members of this site (i.e. me), but in case he may try to release those repressed homosexual urges on the only gay man available. I've never scored a middle-aged armagh man, willingly or unwillingly. I imagine it would be like kissing sandpaper covered in ashes and drowned in powers whiskey, with a strong eau de guinnesfarte and after taste of bacon and cabbage.

riadach wrote:

cookiemonster wrote:

Personally I believe that when Jesus is resurrected it will be so he can post here.

Why wait. Let's elect a new jesus. I nominate ard-taoiseach. His positive outlook is exactly what we should expect from a demigod.

I should add that he would also use the oppertunity of life to vote no to Lisbon.

Probably give him my invite rather than to Merle, who I believe is about as much fun as Pleurisy.

riadach wrote:

Auditor #9 wrote:

That's the spirit cactus - what about getting old Merle Haggard over for a few pints?

I must protest. Not because he would engage in a homophobic rant against gay members of this site (i.e. me), but in case he may try to release those repressed homosexual urges on the only gay man available. I've never scored a middle-aged armagh man, willingly or unwillingly. I imagine it would be like kissing sandpaper covered in ashes and drowned in powers whiskey, with a strong eau de guinnesfarte and after taste of bacon and cabbage.

(perfect except that you forgot the AK47)

cookiemonster wrote:

I should add that he would also use the oppertunity of life to vote no to Lisbon.

That is libel against our lord jesus christ, son of the 'living' God I'll have you know. I'd be careful where you tread.

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Probably give him my invite rather than to Merle, who I believe is about as much fun as Pleurisy.

Better or worse than Michael McKevitt with pleuracy? Heck, I just want Michael Mckevitt to get pleuracy.

Auditor #9 wrote:

That's the spirit cactus - what about getting old Merle Haggard over for a few pints?

As a special guest?

Let me know when and I'll make sure Im washing my hair that night

Mise and Merle in the same space - no no no - not a good idea - serious serious serious personality clash and we're not talking Mars and Venus - more Milkyway and Andromeda distance more like.

Auditor #9 wrote:

(you forgot the AK47)

Jesus wouldn't need an AK47, he has special powers. He's jesus after all.

hey, given that we all feel the same, maybe it could be fun... ... hmm

Does Michael Mckevitt post on p.ie?

cookiemonster wrote:

Does Michael Mckevitt post on p.ie?

Does he?

As usual, fallen asleep under kitchen table talking to household pet or listening to misunderstood Old Chap.
See you all next week!

Atticus wrote:

hey, given that we all feel the same, maybe it could be fun... ... hmm

It'll be mighty, boy, mighty

riadach wrote:

cookiemonster wrote:

Does Michael Mckevitt post on p.ie?

Does he?

Michael who McKevitt is it?

riadach wrote:

cookiemonster wrote:

Does Michael Mckevitt post on p.ie?

Does he?

Well they managed to get mobile phones into the joy so one could only assume an huge asshole like Mckevitt could get a Dell Inspiron into to prison no problem.

cactus flower wrote:

As usual, fallen asleep under kitchen table talking to household pet or listening to misunderstood Old Chap.
See you all next week!

Cactus sleep tight. You might have to stay up til 1 o'clock next Sunday now you know.
¡ Hasta luego guapa !

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_McKevitt

riadach wrote:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_McKevitt

Look again.

cookiemonster wrote:

riadach wrote:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_McKevitt

Look again.

Why? What has happened now?