Pardon the Witches !

EvotingMachine0197 wrote:

Ard-Taoiseach wrote:

cactus flower wrote:

Ard-Taoiseach wrote:

cactus flower wrote:

Ard-Taoiseach wrote:

cookiemonster wrote:

Ard-Taoiseach wrote:

EvotingMachine0197 wrote:

Ard-Taoiseach wrote:

EvotingMachine0197 wrote:

I like witches. Leave them alone.

Then you shall join them you scurrilous sympathiser!

If I can afford it. Does the departure tax include broomstick travel ?

I meant on the burning stakes.

Now subject to carbon tax.

This is a religious event so I'm liable for nothing - praise the Lord!

Religious! Thank God I'm an atheist

It is, so therefore all our activities are tax-deductible. Isn't the second of your sentences a bit of a contradiction, especially with the capital G indicating a reverence for Our Father?

Just a proper respect for quoloquial tradition.

I see. I think God'll let you into Heaven in any case. I believe it's part of His new Affirmative Action Programme. Apparently a theistic-only Paradise was discriminatory.

So I get a pyre instead of heaven because I like witches ? I thought you were all for social justice.

Yeah well atheists believe in no other God so God can rest easy knowing they're not going to run off for some alternative belief system. Witches are an alternative belief system so you going down. You going down medieval style.

But I only like Atheist witches.

EvotingMachine0197 wrote:

But I only like Atheist witches.

Pervert.

Ard-Taoiseach wrote:

EvotingMachine0197 wrote:

But I only like Atheist witches.

Pervert.

At least I'm saved. That's all that counts.

EvotingMachine0197 wrote:

Ard-Taoiseach wrote:

EvotingMachine0197 wrote:

But I only like Atheist witches.

Pervert.

At least I'm saved. That's all that counts.

Hmmmmmm....let me see.......according to an IM I sent God about the whole issue, you'll be assigned to a Restricted Zone in Heaven. You can have people come in, but you can't go out. Angels would be scandalised.

Ard-Taoiseach wrote:

EvotingMachine0197 wrote:

Ard-Taoiseach wrote:

EvotingMachine0197 wrote:

But I only like Atheist witches.

Pervert.

At least I'm saved. That's all that counts.

Hmmmmmm....let me see.......according to an IM I sent God about the whole issue, you'll be assigned to a Restricted Zone in Heaven. You can have people come in, but you can't go out. Angels would be scandalised.

Throw in free parking, PC+ADSL , plasma TV with discovery channel and an eternal supply of Badische Beer and you have a deal.

EvotingMachine0197 wrote:

Ard-Taoiseach wrote:

EvotingMachine0197 wrote:

Ard-Taoiseach wrote:

EvotingMachine0197 wrote:

But I only like Atheist witches.

Pervert.

At least I'm saved. That's all that counts.

Hmmmmmm....let me see.......according to an IM I sent God about the whole issue, you'll be assigned to a Restricted Zone in Heaven. You can have people come in, but you can't go out. Angels would be scandalised.

Throw in free parking, PC+ADSL , plasma TV with discovery channel and an eternal supply of Badische Beer and you have a deal.

Sent another IM and you have divine assent to that arrangement.

Ard-Taoiseach wrote:

EvotingMachine0197 wrote:

Ard-Taoiseach wrote:

EvotingMachine0197 wrote:

Ard-Taoiseach wrote:

EvotingMachine0197 wrote:

But I only like Atheist witches.

Pervert.

At least I'm saved. That's all that counts.

Hmmmmmm....let me see.......according to an IM I sent God about the whole issue, you'll be assigned to a Restricted Zone in Heaven. You can have people come in, but you can't go out. Angels would be scandalised.

Throw in free parking, PC+ADSL , plasma TV with discovery channel and an eternal supply of Badische Beer and you have a deal.

Sent another IM and you have divine assent to that arrangement.

So I got from being burned at the stake to divine agreement for eternal bliss. What a potion that was...

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Bridget Cleary eh! The people of south tipperary have moved on from then I feel compelled to add. My partner is into all that witchcraft (I know, I know) stuff and doesn't like me bringing up the case at all. She didn't want to drive down to see the site the last time we were in clonmel and lokoking for someplace nearby for a quick spin. (actually we were dagging mass - I know, I know)