The genesis of this thread is a long and far too interesting story to tell here, involving as it does ....

.... well less of that, for the sake of all concerned.


Meanwhile I suggest we debate the merits of the authentic versus the artificial, the real thing versus the modified, transubstantiated, transmogrified; the original versus the cover version, the natural glory versus the scientifically, technologically or otherwise enhanced.

Audi, this might be an opportunity to launch a defence of canned cream...

obviously

Kate P wrote:

Audi, this might be an opportunity to launch a defence of canned cream...

Would that have something to do with trying to kill birds stones ... ?

Canned cream the aerosol type is as good as the real thing in my book. Sometimes I put it on toast with jam. God - it's making me hungry now thinking about it. Toast isn't far from scones you know.

Auditor #9 wrote:

Kate P wrote:

Audi, this might be an opportunity to launch a defence of canned cream...

Would that have something to do with trying to kill birds stones ... ?

Canned cream the aerosol type is as good as the real thing in my book. Sometimes I put it on toast with jam. God - it's making me hungry now thinking about it. Toast isn't far from scones you know.

Aerosol cream is a lot of fun.

I like fake fur coats better than real. You can't get shocking pink real ones.

I prefer real saggy faces to fake tightened up ones.

Kate P wrote:

The genesis of this thread is a long and far too interesting story to tell here, involving as it does ....

.... well less of that, for the sake of all concerned.


Meanwhile I suggest we debate the merits of the authentic versus the artificial, the real thing versus the modified, transubstantiated, transmogrified; the original versus the cover version, the natural glory versus the scientifically, technologically or otherwise enhanced.

feck the theory part of this post - the above is just fecking gross - uuuhhhhh - honestly I think wimmin use totally different mirrors than men.

I can't wear very much if it's not natural because my skin is so delicate.

Some polyster fleeces are ok though.

I'm totally straight by the way.

That's hideous, I hate when women's eyebrows are differently coloured from their hair.

Is she having twins ?

Is there anything worse than a fake blonde who thinks she's a real blonde?

Very few men seem to want to be blonde ...

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I can't wear very much if it's not natural because my skin is so delicate.

Some polyster fleeces are ok though.

I'm totally straight by the way.

The above came just after Edo's post about Jodie Marsh's Monstrous Mammaries.

I imagine a few tissues in the bra would be easier and more comfortable than polyester fleeces if you need filling out, Audi... Apart from anything else, you'd lose your svelte lines.

I prefer real food like Vanilla pods to vanilla essence which I know about from my Ma.

The same goes for fake sugar and sweeteners and that fake flavour in some of those clear waters - they scare the shit out of me

soubresauts !!! SOUBRESAUTS !!! There's worse things in the world than flouride !!