Is this my key to getting laid with a bird?

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Is this my key to getting laid with a bird?

Post by Auditor #9 on Sun Apr 20, 2008 12:26 pm

By dancing? Why is dancing important to the chicks? I want to know. I need to know. It's spring after all.

And it seems quality of dancing doesn't matter either - have a look

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Re: Is this my key to getting laid with a bird?

Post by cactus flower on Sun Apr 20, 2008 3:05 pm

Auditor #9 wrote:By dancing? Why is dancing important to the chicks? I want to know. I need to know. It's spring after all.

And it seems quality of dancing doesn't matter either - have a look

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What happened to Kate's P witty and relevant observation? Surely not modded for being bold?

Musical and dancing skills are indeed very enticing to us wimmin.

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Re: Is this my key to getting laid with a bird?

Post by Kate P on Sun Apr 20, 2008 3:09 pm

1. Vertical performance may be a solid indicator of horizontal performance. Wink

2. A man who can and will dance is clearly easy in his own skin and as such is very attractive.

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Post by Ard-Taoiseach on Sun Apr 20, 2008 3:23 pm

Kate P wrote:1. Vertical performance may be a solid indicator of horizontal performance. Wink


Laughing You're as sharp one, Kate P!

2. A man who can and will dance is clearly easy in his own skin and as such is very attractive.


So that means that 905's Dancing Hitler was mesmerising to the wimminflok?

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Re: Is this my key to getting laid with a bird?

Post by Kate P on Sun Apr 20, 2008 3:48 pm

Ard Taoiseach wrote
So that means that 905's Dancing Hitler was mesmerising to the wimminflok?


Only if they have to be hypnotised in advance of any further activity.

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Post by Ard-Taoiseach on Sun Apr 20, 2008 3:51 pm

Kate P wrote:Ard Taoiseach wrote
So that means that 905's Dancing Hitler was mesmerising to the wimminflok?


Only if they have to be hypnotised in advance of any further activity.


Well, that would be some Kampf.

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Re: Is this my key to getting laid with a bird?

Post by Kate P on Sun Apr 20, 2008 4:20 pm

This is a lesson in how not to get laid with a bird.


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