Worst Songs Ever

There is a thread on p.ie detailing abominations of the 1980s (which I happily lived through, entirely without irony) which has inspired me to ask the same question here - but not limit it to the 80s.

Men and women of the Machine Nation, I invite you to do your worst.

Here's mine (for now...)

Three seconds of that video is enough.


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Three lines of this next crime against all things auditory is more than enough. Not sure if this is the original version, but to be honest, I haven't been sufficiently evil in all of my past lives combined, to deserve having to trawl through others.


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The second one is truely vile, did people go out and purchase?

How about this offering, could only find this video but it has a certain quality and in no way detracts from the original overall concept.