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PostSubject: Mother in Law Jokes   Sat May 03, 2008 4:34 pm

Kazu wrote:
A mother-in-law stopped unexpectedly by the recently married couple's house.
She rang the doorbell and stepped into the house. She saw her
daughter-in-law standing naked by the door. "What are you doing?" she asked.

"I'm waiting for my husband to come home from work," the daughter-in-law
answered.

"But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed.

"This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained.

"Love dress? But you're naked!"

"My husband loves me to wear this dress! It makes him happy and it makes me
happy. I would appreciate it if you would leave because he will be home from
work any minute."

The mother-in-law was tired of all this romantic talk and left. On the way
home she thought about the love dress. When she got home she got undressed,
showered, put on her best perfume and waited by the front door.

Finally her husband came home. He walked in and saw her standing naked by
the door.

"What are you doing?" he asked.

"This is my love dress," she replied.

Husband: "Needs ironing!"
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PostSubject: Re: Mother in Law Jokes   Sat May 03, 2008 5:36 pm

Auditor General, I know you are only doing this because you want to be punished.

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PostSubject: Re: Mother in Law Jokes   Sat May 03, 2008 8:59 pm

Here's some:

One cannibal says to the other: "I can't stand my mother-in-law."
The other says: "Why don't you just eat the vegetables?"

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A man finds a lamp, rubs it, and sure enough a genie appears. The genie tells the man he may have 2 wishes. He will get whatever 2 things he wishes, BUT whatever he gets, his MIL will get double. The man thinks for a while & then proclaims "1. I'd like a million dollars. 2. Beat me half to death".

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The Argument:

A couple drove several miles down a country road, not saying a word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument, and neither wanted to concede their position.
As they passed a barnyard of mules and pigs, the wife sarcastically asked, "relatives of yours?"
"Yep," the husband replied, "In-laws."

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Q: What is the difference between George Washington, Richard Nixon, and your Mother-in-Law?
A: Washington couldn't tell a lie, Nixon couldn't tell the truth, your Mother-in-Law doesn't know the difference.
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PostSubject: Re: Mother in Law Jokes   Sat May 03, 2008 9:22 pm

Ard-Taoiseach, don't you like your mother-in-law?
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PostSubject: Re: Mother in Law Jokes   Sat May 03, 2008 9:24 pm

cactus flower wrote:
Ard-Taoiseach, don't you like your mother-in-law?

That would be an ecumenical matter.
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PostSubject: Re: Mother in Law Jokes   Sat May 03, 2008 9:29 pm

You're married to a priest???
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PostSubject: Re: Mother in Law Jokes   Sat May 03, 2008 9:48 pm

Or to jesus. Speaking of which, I have got a nice idea for a present for him.

http://www.atheists-online.com/store.asp?shop=01800
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