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 Michael O'Leary extracting the urine, myrine everyone's ine - Ryanair might charge for toilet

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PostSubject: Michael O'Leary extracting the urine, myrine everyone's ine - Ryanair might charge for toilet   Fri Feb 27, 2009 3:18 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Michael O'Leary extracting the urine, myrine everyone's ine - Ryanair might charge for toilet   Fri Feb 27, 2009 3:21 pm

It just means that having a can of Ryanair beer will cost you 6 quid instead of 5.
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PostSubject: Re: Michael O'Leary extracting the urine, myrine everyone's ine - Ryanair might charge for toilet   Fri Feb 27, 2009 3:34 pm

Just bring an empty bottle, fill it and hand it to the stewardess when he or she is collecting rubbish at the end of the flight. As an added benefit, you can use it for warmth, so Michael might make some savings on his heating bill. Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Michael O'Leary extracting the urine, myrine everyone's ine - Ryanair might charge for toilet   Fri Feb 27, 2009 3:45 pm

Such a shame that jet engines don't run on pee.
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PostSubject: Re: Michael O'Leary extracting the urine, myrine everyone's ine - Ryanair might charge for toilet   Fri Feb 27, 2009 5:04 pm

Not going far enough, imo.

Introducing a two day compulsory fast before flying would save more on aircraft fuel.

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PostSubject: Re: Michael O'Leary extracting the urine, myrine everyone's ine - Ryanair might charge for toilet   Fri Feb 27, 2009 5:22 pm

If it makes my flight cheaper I'm happy to pee in the bottle of water of over 100ml I illegally smuggled through security. The bottle would be empty at that stage of course Suspect
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