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 What to do with the extra second ?

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PostSubject: What to do with the extra second ?   Wed Dec 31, 2008 6:24 pm

I expect you have heard by now that there will be an extra second tonight at midnight, to correct clocks for the slightly slower spinning of the earth on its axis.

Any thoughts about what to do with the extra second, which is an unexpected temporal windfall. Perhaps a moment of quiet reflection, an extra long midnight kiss, or boxing the ears of an enemy?

Ideas please. Smile
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PostSubject: Re: What to do with the extra second ?   Wed Dec 31, 2008 7:52 pm

Slap a leftie.
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PostSubject: Re: What to do with the extra second ?   Wed Dec 31, 2008 8:26 pm

I think an extra second's sleep will do me well.
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PostSubject: Re: What to do with the extra second ?   Wed Dec 31, 2008 9:57 pm

Travel the world really quickly.
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PostSubject: Re: What to do with the extra second ?   Thu Jan 01, 2009 12:17 am

Redolently ponder the essential ephemeral existential exegence of the contemporary socio-economic milieu.
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PostSubject: Re: What to do with the extra second ?   Thu Jan 01, 2009 12:30 am

Fart or burp, I just can't decide.

I don't like the idea that we are being given an extra second, by our lords and masters the clocks. Anyone else not bothering their arse to celebrate the daily change of the fucking date?
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PostSubject: Re: What to do with the extra second ?   Thu Jan 01, 2009 12:31 am

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Fart or burp, I just can't decide.

I don't like the idea that we are being given an extra second, by our lords and masters the clocks. Anyone else not bothering their arse to celebrate the daily change of the fucking date?

Boo! It's a capital excuse for a piss-up!
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PostSubject: Re: What to do with the extra second ?   Thu Jan 01, 2009 12:37 am

Oh I'll get pissed, but I can do it at home. Bottle of Buckfast at hand.
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PostSubject: Re: What to do with the extra second ?   Thu Jan 01, 2009 12:42 am

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Oh I'll get pissed, but I can do it at home. Bottle of Buckfast at hand.

Buckfast? Gosh, how deplorably common.
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PostSubject: Re: What to do with the extra second ?   Thu Jan 01, 2009 12:56 am

It's what students drink. It's wine but here's the twist: it tastes nice! Anyhow, I for one have work to do. Deadlines a looming and all that.
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PostSubject: Re: What to do with the extra second ?   Thu Jan 01, 2009 1:02 am

You're a student? I though you were an old man.

It's been years since I drank Buckfast.
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PostSubject: Re: What to do with the extra second ?   Thu Jan 01, 2009 1:05 am

I didn't say I was a student. It's also the drink of bums.
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PostSubject: Re: What to do with the extra second ?   Tue Jan 06, 2009 12:11 am

Have sex...
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PostSubject: Re: What to do with the extra second ?   Tue Jan 06, 2009 3:33 pm

threw a dart at a picture of Mary Harney...............
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