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PostSubject: Christmas Cracker Jokes   Thu Dec 25, 2008 11:17 pm

Q: What does a person need to know to be an auctioneer?

A: Lots.
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PostSubject: Re: Christmas Cracker Jokes   Thu Dec 25, 2008 11:20 pm

Q: What do you call an underwater taxi?

A: An Octobus.
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PostSubject: Re: Christmas Cracker Jokes   Thu Dec 25, 2008 11:21 pm

Q. What is the definition of a short mother?

A. Minimum

Fuckin atrocious. I flew into a violent rage and kicked the donkey from the crib and then calmed down
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PostSubject: Re: Christmas Cracker Jokes   Thu Dec 25, 2008 11:34 pm

SeathrúnCeitinn wrote:
Q. What is the definition of a short mother?

A. Minimum

Fuckin atrocious. I flew into a violent rage and kicked the donkey from the crib and then calmed down

What do you get if you cross a refrigerator with a stereo?

Cool music What a Face
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PostSubject: Re: Christmas Cracker Jokes   Thu Dec 25, 2008 11:37 pm

cactus flower wrote:
SeathrúnCeitinn wrote:
Q. What is the definition of a short mother?

A. Minimum

Fuckin atrocious. I flew into a violent rage and kicked the donkey from the crib and then calmed down

What do you get if you cross a refrigerator with a stereo?

Cool music What a Face


That makes the wittle bay Jaysus cry......bitter, bitter tears
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PostSubject: Re: Christmas Cracker Jokes   Thu Dec 25, 2008 11:40 pm

How did the dinosaur know we were coming?

Because the brontosaw-us.

Mad
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PostSubject: Re: Christmas Cracker Jokes   Thu Dec 25, 2008 11:42 pm

johnfás wrote:
How did the dinosaur know we were coming?

Because the brontosaw-us.

Mad

thats an old one Embarassed
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