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PostSubject: A New Dog - Well, Bitch, Actually...   A New Dog - Well, Bitch, Actually... EmptyThu Nov 20, 2008 11:37 pm

I was going to wait for a post Christmas recycled puppy, but someone has randomly given me a little black labrador bitch puppy - quite like this one -


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PostSubject: Re: A New Dog - Well, Bitch, Actually...   A New Dog - Well, Bitch, Actually... EmptyThu Nov 20, 2008 11:43 pm

I thought this was going to be a thread about Labradoodles or Goldendoodles... these being the dogs of favour in the Obama family...

Cute pup though.
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PostSubject: Re: A New Dog - Well, Bitch, Actually...   A New Dog - Well, Bitch, Actually... EmptyThu Nov 20, 2008 11:47 pm

Anyone is welcome to bitch away on this thread as much as they like Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: A New Dog - Well, Bitch, Actually...   A New Dog - Well, Bitch, Actually... EmptyThu Nov 20, 2008 11:59 pm

My Labrador is an attention-seeking food-whore. She got hit by a car once, didn't even notice. I think she's possibly insane.
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PostSubject: Re: A New Dog - Well, Bitch, Actually...   A New Dog - Well, Bitch, Actually... EmptyFri Nov 21, 2008 12:00 am

That is some story toxic.
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PostSubject: Re: A New Dog - Well, Bitch, Actually...   A New Dog - Well, Bitch, Actually... EmptyFri Nov 21, 2008 12:01 am

toxic avenger wrote:
My Labrador is an attention-seeking food-whore. She got hit by a car once, didn't even notice. I think she's possibly insane.

Too much Prime Time is bad for a dogs psyche.
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That is some story toxic.

I try to enlighten...
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PostSubject: Re: A New Dog - Well, Bitch, Actually...   A New Dog - Well, Bitch, Actually... EmptyFri Nov 21, 2008 12:37 am

toxic avenger wrote:
My Labrador is an attention-seeking food-whore. She got hit by a car once, didn't even notice. I think she's possibly insane.

I got bitten on the ass by a labrador a couple of years ago - straight through two layers of denim (pocket) to break the tender skin of my bottom. Insane doesn't even begin to describe it.
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I'd say that was some sight for whoever you were visiting.
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PostSubject: Re: A New Dog - Well, Bitch, Actually...   A New Dog - Well, Bitch, Actually... EmptyFri Nov 21, 2008 12:40 am

Kate P wrote:
toxic avenger wrote:
My Labrador is an attention-seeking food-whore. She got hit by a car once, didn't even notice. I think she's possibly insane.

I got bitten on the ass by a labrador a couple of years ago - straight through two layers of denim (pocket) to break the tender skin of my bottom. Insane doesn't even begin to describe it.

Wasn't in Cork, was it? My Holly just gets hungry a lot...
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PostSubject: Re: A New Dog - Well, Bitch, Actually...   A New Dog - Well, Bitch, Actually... EmptyFri Nov 21, 2008 12:42 am

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I was going to wait for a post Christmas recycled puppy, but someone has randomly given me a little black labrador bitch puppy - quite like this one -


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Are you sure that thing will survive with that savage of a cat you have ?


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PostSubject: Re: A New Dog - Well, Bitch, Actually...   A New Dog - Well, Bitch, Actually... EmptyFri Nov 21, 2008 12:44 am

Actually I knew the dog and its owners quite well (not in Cork, but I'll keep that warning in mind, TA) so wasn't afraid when it bounded up to me -even though it had a reputation for pulling children off bicycles and chewing the ankles off kids going to the nearby GAA field. Was I naive?!

I met a guy out walking the other day who had an unrestrained German Shepherd with him. I did what I usually do - tried to hide behind my friend and he duly held the dog and said that said doggy thought he was a collie, not a German Shepherd. I thought it was a nice story... One tooth-marked buttock is quite enough for any girl.
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PostSubject: Re: A New Dog - Well, Bitch, Actually...   A New Dog - Well, Bitch, Actually... EmptyFri Nov 21, 2008 12:48 am

Kate P wrote:
Actually I knew the dog and its owners quite well (not in Cork, but I'll keep that warning in mind, TA) so wasn't afraid when it bounded up to me -even though it had a reputation for pulling children off bicycles and chewing the ankles off kids going to the nearby GAA field. Was I naive?!

I met a guy out walking the other day who had an unrestrained German Shepherd with him. I did what I usually do - tried to hide behind my friend and he duly held the dog and said that said doggy thought he was a collie, not a German Shepherd. I thought it was a nice story... One tooth-marked buttock is quite enough for any girl.

I have a German Shepherd too. They're actually, given proper ownership, very placid and obedient. People tend to be more apprehensive of her than the Lab, big mistake. The Lab is a psycho from hell...
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PostSubject: Re: A New Dog - Well, Bitch, Actually...   A New Dog - Well, Bitch, Actually... EmptyFri Nov 21, 2008 12:58 am

I just hide behind anyone who happens to be close by if I meet a dog out with its owner. I rarely worry about strays -they are more placid around people and have no one making excuses for them, saying they're 'high spirited but won't touch you' - rubbish. I even have to wield an umbrella as I get out of the car when I visit my sister who has, coincidentally a labrador cross which is a nasty piece of work.

Labs (I hope cactus flower isn't listening) have a reputation for gentleness that they don't deserve. The population have been hoodwinked by toilet roll advertisements.
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They also grow bigger than Michael O' Leary's taxi.
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You're all horrible. The main problem with Labs is that they are stupid, fat and lazy.

Anyway, the cat will keep her in order.
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No they are not stupid - they have an excellent eye for an outstanding cut of meat and are very energetic in their pursuit of same. Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: A New Dog - Well, Bitch, Actually...   A New Dog - Well, Bitch, Actually... EmptyFri Nov 21, 2008 3:07 am

Hillarious thread guys. Us mere hamster and gold-fish owners have nothing worthwile to add here.

Pity about your ass, as they say Kate P Smile . I gather bum injuries of that sort are no joke at all - damned painful apparently.
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PostSubject: Re: A New Dog - Well, Bitch, Actually...   A New Dog - Well, Bitch, Actually... EmptyFri Nov 21, 2008 3:13 am

Sorry Cactus, I hope she lives long and brings great happiness and company.

Ulster Bank have a good loan scheme for feeding Labradors.
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Sorry Cactus, I hope she lives long and brings great happiness and company.

Ulster Bank have a good loan scheme for feeding Labradors.

She could make a start on the cat Razz

btw, EVM do you still have one?
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Sorry Cactus, I hope she lives long and brings great happiness and company.

Ulster Bank have a good loan scheme for feeding Labradors.

She could make a start on the cat Razz

btw, EVM do you still have one?

I have two. I'll see if I can find a snap.
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Oooh lovely. But they don't look much like Labradors.
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Those two would fit inside a Labrador's ear. Or maybe one in each ear.

They are hairy smelly hungry little feckers. They love that couch, the piano is just to the left, and they hop up onto the window sill and peer out and bark their heads off.

Sometimes the wrangle their way into the hall and pee against the stairs, sometimes they puke on the backroom rug, the rest of the time they wrestle growl and eat stuff they find on the floor.
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Hillarious thread guys. Us mere hamster and gold-fish owners have nothing worthwile to add here.

As a former hamster owner, they are indeed newsworthy. I had a female give birth to about ten babies, then proceed to drown them all. I managed to save one, which was eventually lovingly looked after by its mother. That hamster became bigger in no time, and eventually killed its dad, I found him one day covered in blood, the crazed progeny still attacking. Then my brother, like an idiot, took the younger hamster out of its cage and it escaped. It only resurfaced when my brother accidentally stepped on it, squelching it all over the floor. The mother died of natural causes, boringly. I never got another hamster. Blood smelly things.
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