The Day Laser was born!

The Laser beam was invented on this day, 46 years ago.

Google is paying homage to this fact by changing its home-page.

Apart from eye surgery, what has the laser done for us?

cactus flower wrote:Apart from eye surgery, what has the laser done for us?

It's very important in astronomy, it can be used to measure very long distances.

Ard-Taoiseach wrote:

cactus flower wrote:Apart from eye surgery, what has the laser done for us?

It's very important in astronomy, it can be used to measure very long distances.

What an age.

Scientist 1: How far away is that? (points indiscriminately into the night sky)
Scientist 2: Ohhh I dunno...
Scientist 3: Wait, I know! We'll use a laser!
Scientist 1&2: *gasp* (while scientist 3 points laser pointer at sky)
Scientist 1: But I can't see the wee red dot?
Scientist 2: Yeah, THATS how far away it is.
Scientist 2&3 exchange a smug knowing glance.
Scientist 1: Morons...

cookiemonster wrote:

Ard-Taoiseach wrote:

cactus flower wrote:Apart from eye surgery, what has the laser done for us?

It's very important in astronomy, it can be used to measure very long distances.

What an age.

Scientist 1: How far away is that? (points indiscriminately into the night sky)
Scientist 2: Ohhh I dunno...
Scientist 3: Wait, I know! We'll use a laser!
Scientist 1&2: *gasp* (while scientist 3 points laser pointer at sky)
Scientist 1: But I can't see the wee red dot?
Scientist 2: Yeah, THATS how far away it is.
Scientist 2&3 exchange a smug knowing glance.
Scientist 1: Morons...

But laser is quite useful.

Ard-Taoiseach wrote:

cookiemonster wrote:

Ard-Taoiseach wrote:

cactus flower wrote:Apart from eye surgery, what has the laser done for us?

It's very important in astronomy, it can be used to measure very long distances.

What an age.

Scientist 1: How far away is that? (points indiscriminately into the night sky)
Scientist 2: Ohhh I dunno...
Scientist 3: Wait, I know! We'll use a laser!
Scientist 1&2: *gasp* (while scientist 3 points laser pointer at sky)
Scientist 1: But I can't see the wee red dot?
Scientist 2: Yeah, THATS how far away it is.
Scientist 2&3 exchange a smug knowing glance.
Scientist 1: Morons...

But laser is quite useful.

And fun pointing at people in the office.

cactus flower wrote:Apart from eye surgery, what has the laser done for us?

CD / DVD players , Precision metal fabrication, distance measurement, spectroscopy, pointing at stuff, and loads more that I can't think of.

EvotingMachine0197 wrote:

cactus flower wrote:Apart from eye surgery, what has the laser done for us?

CD / DVD players , Precision metal fabrication, distance measurement, spectroscopy, pointing at stuff, and loads more that I can't think of.

Printing, kidney surgery, barcode scanning and in dentistry as well.

Oh yeh, good ones AT.

Didn't know about the dentistry app. What's that about then ?

EvotingMachine0197 wrote:Oh yeh, good ones AT.

Thanks, EvotingMachine, the printing one is perhaps the most well-known app for laser after eye surgery.

Didn't know about the dentistry app. What's that about then ?

They use it to find hidden decay, eliminates the need for suturing in soft tissue operations, for root canal work and sculpting gums.

removing tattoos

cactus flower wrote:Apart from eye surgery, what has the laser done for us?

Personally - I owe my current (if tenous) employment to the Laser - We design and manufacture Lasers which etch and cut up silicon wafers.

www.xsil.com

Mad things alright - even tho I have to go every six months and get my eyes tested as Im exposed to lasers on a daily basis and there has been been this black dot following me around for the last 6 months

Sure it wasn't a regular full stop Edo ?

EvotingMachine0197 wrote:

Feck! - Good nite - Im outta Here!