Functional Clothing Series: Low Tech with the Wingsuit

Are you dyslexic when it comes to clothes and fashion etc ? Do you get as much out of peering at a rack of slacks as a monkey does from gawking at the periodic table of the elements ? Well clothes like this could be for you ! Fun cheap and fast - colourfast ! Not just fun but fun ctional too - and could help save your skin if you happened to fall out of your Aer Acme flight somewhere above a coast ...